u can reply to ur own text posts now ….. the future is here …. I don’t have to rely on y'all to give me notes …. I can give myself the false sense of validation now wow

this may be a strong contender for best porn intro.

“erm…okay”

“IMMMMMNOT ATTABEACH, S'A BATHTUB”

ARE WE POSITIVE THIS ISN’T FROM AN EPISODE OF ALL THAT OR SOMETHING

i don’t think they told that man what kind of movie he was going to be in

Happy 4th of July from the queen of patriotism: Kesha

would like to formally apologize to my friends for the times when i get really quiet and moody and stare off into space and don’t join in in the conversation i love all of you i’m sorry i can be a downer sometimes 

i relate

IT’S A PARTY IN THE USA 🇺🇸🎉🎊😍

Usher did not write Confessions for y'all to still be having side chicks

Mom: wow, why is your room this messy??

Me:

american historical films be like

i told my mom i was gonna exercise and she laughed at me

waiting for your pizza delivery like