i understand you guys now. like i get it
I feel like this is even better when you know that the context is that they've just seem three spectral hags emerge from the fog to recite a prophecy of doom that mentions Captain Kirk by name.
the reason dating men sucks nowadays is because they're all too scared of being made a "sucker" or something by women, when the reality is that we are all suckers in this game called life. buy that pretty girl some drinks or venmo that hot woman $20. every experience adds to the tapestry of our lives. existence can be a dream and we love to have fun
"what if i pay for this woman's drink but then she tells me she has a boyfriend" did you bring joy into the world? did you make others smile? will you remember this as an unfinished transaction or will you remember the time you made a stranger's life a little easier
a random assortment of my tweets on house md. guys this show so ruining my life
i am always amused when americans discover that the 2nd most english actor ever (after stephen fry) is english
reblog if you’re transgender, genderqueer, or if you think you could survive being hit with a 14” shell fired from a Pennsylvania-class battleship
yes, you may reblog this post even if you’re not 100% sure you would survive a 14-inch shell
[Image ID: Tumblr tag reading: #im questioning does that count?? /End ID]
listening to music with headphones is so awesome especially when it shoots straight into your brain and you can pick out all its little layers like sandwich ingredients
This is Ditzy Doo’s strongest warrior speaking, how may I help you
Fuuuuck dude the faeries hollowed me out and are using me as a puppet to go buy cigarettes
this is why we need to ban menthols, the faeries are fucking addicted to that shit
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This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.
This text thread brought us into a new age
The year is 1 ATP (After Then Perish)
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The 17th of August, 2017 is the date that Then Perish was posted by Tumblr user Spooky-Grimwhoire. Friday will be exactly one year after the original posting of Then Perish. Mark your calendars.
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Happy new year, 3ATP!
Happy New Year, 5 ATP!
i WILL make lump fish a Trendy Animal like axolotls and isopods. no one can stop me
Very beautiful, very powerful
Very beautiful, very powerful
Very beautiful, very powerful
‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs
BOY
the
BOY
is
BACK! IN! TOWN!
🎺🐛
play the tumpet bwaaa
wha whats happening to me ................😟
🦋
.......... oh fark
a little more information regarding the maui wildfires:
- medical workers on the ground are describing finding hundreds of bodies. the current death toll in the media is, unfortunately, only a fraction of the reality
- hospital workers are describing injuries and trauma as if survivors had come out of a warzone
- thousands are still missing
- an apartment complex for the elderly was lost. not everyone could get out. people were saying goodbye to loved ones over the phone
- people who did get out of lahaina were leaving with ashes covering their faces and nothing but the clothes on their backs. people are losing everything.
hotels are still operating. hotels are still operating. they are not the ones offering shelters or housing or food. even bowling alleys are offering shelter, but hotels have the audacity to build on burial sites but not open their doors to local families who have lost everything.
donate to maui united way, the maui food bank, mutual aid, and maui humane society
Hey if you work for a major company that you fucking hate, but they also have a Diversity, Inclusion, Culture Department… check if they offer donation matching.
Your $10 donation can turn into $20
Your $50 donation can turn into $100
I completely forgot until an org put it at the bottom.
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doES ANYONE ELSE REALIZE THAT WE’RE LIKE, THE FIRST GENERATION ON TUMBLR
GIVE IT 10-15 YEARS AND WE’LL ALL BE GROWN UP AND AN ENTIRE NEW SET OF KIDS WILL BE ON HERE BLOGGING ABOUT COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SHOWS AND BANDS AND MOVIES AND BOOKS
THE ONLY THING THEY’LL STILL BE BLOGGING ABOUT THE SAME AS WE WERE IS DOCTOR WHO
HOPEFULLY
myownlilfantac
We’ll probably all be blogging about Sherlock season 4.
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maybe
tumblartifacts
7/22/2013
happy decade anniversary to this post
nimona review: not fat enough
netflix is a cowardly company that is afraid of big hipped girls spread the word expose these cravens
booooooooooooooooooo
[ID: 2 images of Nimona from the comic and movie respectfully. Movie-Nimona is drawn significantly thinner than comic-Nimona. /end ID]
The fascinating thing about this particular patch note is that it implies the game engine is fully rendering your character's penis at all times, not just when you take your pants off.