Zip ties to the rescue
joshsundquist reblogged
🆕 Complete rewrite!
🙏 Comments/feedback appreciated, even begged for! Dear Son, If you are reading this letter:
1. We are dead. 2. You are currently wondering who you are and what your name is. 3. You're probably in a hospital. If so, they will be coming for you any moment now...
Well, never a great a sign when people think your post was a spambot.
But in case anyone else was concerned, yes—I, Josh Sundquist, human being, wrote this post. And this wattpad story.
🆕 Complete rewrite!
🙏 Comments/feedback appreciated, even begged for! Dear Son, If you are reading this letter:
1. We are dead. 2. You are currently wondering who you are and what your name is. 3. You're probably in a hospital. If so, they will be coming for you any moment now...
like why take the time to say this to an author
normalize normal
adaptive device win
just a normal guy in a normal chair
so this happened — USA TODAY crossword!
ok or ick?
I’ve dreamed of this moment for years 
I became a dad so I do jokes like this now
“Most conversations are basically about: what are we spending our money on and how do we feel about that?”
-my brother