I survived because the fuck it we ball inside me burned brighter than the it's so over around me
“Wait if I sheath my sword will he not attac-DID THIS TWINK JUST SLAP ME?!”
Thanks @niksfake
nothing tumblr could post on r/ambien will ever be as funny as this:
i want to personally thank etc for being there for me when i don't feel like listing more things
Death Grips is online
update: the concert has happened and someone posted a livestream, saving the subreddit. however
there is no easter bunny. there is no tooth fairy. and there is no python script to ban everyone from /r/deathgrips
I was just at the street and I found one of my old classmates and we talked for a minute. And then she asked me if I had a boyfriend and I said “No, I'm a lesbian” and then she was like “Oh, that's so great. I wish I was a lesbian so I wouldn't have to date guys” and I was going to roll my eyes when she kept saying “like I don't even like it when I kiss guys, I kinda find the idea of having sex with almost disgusting, doing it with girls sounds way better” and I was like. Girl. How do I break this to you
Update: she figured it out
We can buy each other checkmarks now? Tumblr sanctioned violence
It's unchecked violence.
i think the violence is very checked, actually
perhaps a bit too checked
crying bc I’ll never be able to buy giant bagels off a kentrosaurus
You seem to care a lot about trans people for being cis yourself
local internet dumbass discovers what empathy is
every piglin in a fifty mile radius turning aggro when my dogshit thirty durability golden boots shatter because i jumped off a one block incline
This is a real medical condition known as Gan’s Syndrome, an ocular retinoblastoma occurring in 0.0004% of the total retinoblastoma cases. Ruptured blood vessels create often symmetrical, or at least fractal patterns and though the eye can see, visual acuity is lowered. It can be treated but never cured, though most suffering with the condition live normal lives. Gan’s Syndrome was founded by Dr. Sharon Gan.
wow, so spine chillingly beautiful. Sometimes nature is so beautiful even if it’s hindering a person’s life.
sadly yet again another fake post A quick google and you can see nothing by this name exists.
no its real my cousin sasuke has this
His url used to be just "jim"
Your reaction to chatGPT instantly lets me know how easy it would be to trick you into thinking that you are haunted
"omg it's literally alive!" Two beers, 45 minutes, deck of tarot cards, and I'm charging you 350$ for an exorcism.
"I read an article that it's showing simple self-awareness" two days, mild preparation, hot and cold reading, I can get 60$ for joints laced with sacred sage
"I just spoke to an AI and I'm... rattled to say the least, come with me on this dark journey" twenty minutes. I've got to science it up for you, but I can get you to come back every week to "disentangle the psychological imprint" for 125$
And remember, to spread this as far as you can by reblogging this.
The Doctor would give me magic sex change pills from Voorvoolax and I would never need to do HRT again.
Robotnik would just turn me into a robot.
Wheatly would give me a mix of Become Extra Lactose Intolarant genes, and hormones designed for my AGAB. Fully believing it would fix me
GLaDOS would do the same, completely on purpose, for the name of science
Meme news: The Brazilian actress Renata Sorrah came out as bisexual at the age of 76
That's her, btw
She's an icon and also very talented. We Stan.
Diversity win! Icon for indecision comes out as bisexual!
















