This is literally my favorite tweet of all time. It’s so powerful.
She Freaken Forgor Me
u gotta be hedonistic about vegetables. they're not good boy food that u eat to prove you're mature, they're the food that you can shovel into your mouth at 5 am without getting nauseous
u gotta be hedonistic about books, they're not good boy media that signifies being smart and learned, its art like anything else.
we can argue about queer rep in media until the heat death of the universe (and we will!) but u gotta admit: when someone says ‘the gay pirate show’ or ‘the gay vampire show’ or ‘the cartoon with the girlfriends with magic powers’ and you have to say “which one?” it feels pretty good
the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me
the monarchs… bad. but the castles? oh, the castles are positively lush with rats… 👅
Delete this account immediately.
“if he be mr. hyde, i shall be mr. seek” is such a funny line i can’t believe robert louis stevenson actually wrote that in the actual original dr. jekyll and mr. hyde in the actual year of 1885
me: there is no way this is true *pirates a pdf real quick to check it out* WHAT?!
maybe if men touched each other gently more often like women do, they wouldn’t be so grouchy all the time
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Fuck gentle touch, I wanna get my faggot cunt mauled by a dominant alpha Serbian top!!!
whoa
“are you a boy or a girl?”
“well i’m actually multiclassing so i have levels in both”
"everybody experiences that" says mother who has the same symptom of the same mental illness
can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying
reblog to let prev know you’re proud of them
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