uh oh back at the lab again
my favorite genre of guy is accordion player with wild hair
My mom just leaves the house all the time. Every time Im dumb and annoying and she really hates me she'll just leave. Sometimes even for a day or two. I wonder where she goes
Is there anything more nauseating than ‘expensive heterosexual wedding’ culture?
My dream wedding: outside, illegal fireworks, shoes are optional, mostly potluck, someone’s dressed as a wizard, I get to insult my relatives, hopefully some live music.
Reblogging for every single part of this
This is my Weird Al Halloween costume! Even got myself my best pal in the whole-wide world! Harvey the Wonder Hamster!
if u were forced to get a tattoo of an emoji which one would you pick
🐩 or 🗿
I normally hate these edits but it's Weird Al so I love
Weird Al in small spaces/unaware of his adult size: a photoset
How do y’all feel about sparkling water
La croix is really good, except I have a medical condition in which I have the inability to burp, and I'm not supposed to drink carbonated things, but I do it anyway. It's painful but it's worth it.
Hold up sorry mates, I have a bigger crush on Jim than I do Pam... Sorry to let y'all down
😔
This is what Rasputin would've wanted.
I feel like I'm being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds
is it working
Yes
I can’t tell if this is gender envy or vibe envy but I envy this man
My heart 😭
everyone who sees this post you you’re youre playing uno with me rn i draw this
bet

this isn't how uno works.
PIKACHU USE ELECTRIC RING
go fish.
YAHTZEE!!!
now wait a minute someguyiguess you just landed on my property. you owe me rent
I saw a car-decal sticker that said, "No gender, only vibes", and though I'm not Non-binary, it's very relatable.









