hey Emily I know we haven’t talked in 5 or 6 years, how’s it going? kids doing good? pregnancy going okay for you? anyway I sent you this because some rando on the Internet thought you might be happier knowing you inadvertently reposted MLP fetish art. wait what’s MLP? well okay let me start off with saying I am a completely normal individual caught in the crosshairs of a violently loud subculture on the internet I am not actually a part of but I constantly bear witness to. secondly does your kid watch cartoons? well you might have seen

This post left more questions than answers

here are your answers. I don’t know if you still want them

4am and I have no intelligence ..

My dick is big no embellishments ..

Irrelevance

Pink elephants

Learned I got no bones from indirect, evidence

This here was drawn for a relaunch of a Zelda fansite. Well… that’s also my first time that I am scetching the holy blade. :3 (Meh, click on it for a better quality, Tumblr is doing strange things with it).

oh BABY this Fucks

Mimikyu Starter Pokemon Pins made by contentplay

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the freaking Hedgehog.

Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

I GOT A SPARKLY NICHOLAS CAGE

GUYS SO YOU GO TO YOUR PAGE OR BLOG AND THEN CLICK ON THE EGG LIKE IT US A PHOTO

i can’t believe i’m really gonna fall for this, am i?

I TAKE IT BACK I GOT NICK CAGE

Cherry Blossom Days by Alyssa Stevenson

DID HE MAKE IT??

he makes it

THANK FUCKING GOD

Ok I saw a rb of this with some context and I only remember like half of it so I’m also using Google I may get some of this wrong

But apparently the “first errand” thing isn’t just a cute little fact about the little kid, it’s a totally real thing done in Japan to teach kids that they can like rely on the community to offer assistance if they need it. They send their kids (like 2-3 years old) out alone to perform a relatively simple errand like going to a convenience store and buying a carton of milk. (There’s even a tv show where a camera crew follows children as they accomplish this first errand.) It’s not uncommon to see kids as young as 6-7 riding the subway alone because they’ve gained this sense of independence that comes from knowing that there will be people to help out if they need it.

Oh my god that’s even better

In the movie American Psycho, Christian Bale based the main character on a Letterman interview featuring Tom Cruise in 1999. When asked about the inspiration behind Patrick Bateman, he replied: “Tom Cruise on David Letterman had this very intense friendliness with nothing behind the eyes.”

Every day of my life I think about this fact. Every single day.

this is a universe where people have superpowers and there are talking trees but this person thinks having a smart teenage girl is unrealistic ok

Racism really truly dulls the brain. 

How does someone type out something that dense without an ounce of self-awareness i mean for fuck sake. 

misogynoir, everyone!