Joselyn 💕

THE ONLY GIFT MY BFF DESERVES 😊

I’ve always been one to struggle with gift giving especially when the person I’m shopping for already has everything! I’m also a huge fan of homemade gifts and last week I came across these amazing Explosion Boxes. This is NOT your basic happy birthday/anniversary/friendaversary card. This small box is packed full of room for photos, funny quotes and other spots to share those special memories. It even comes with a TON of scrapbooking tools & accessories to design your box. If you’ve got someone in your life with a birthday, anniversary or just want to give someone a pick-me-up, then I highly recommend you get this box. Check them out HERE

My BF got me one for our anniversary and it was the BEST gift ever! 💗

I love 2 cancel plans

Challenge accepted

love… is stored in the cat

BTS: Rosa Salazar performance capture for Alita: Battle Angel

Disney Pokemon trainer by Pavlover

I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.

These are giving babies chemical burns!!!

Please reblog and spread the news to not buy Parent Choice diapers due to them having harsh chemicals that harm cause terrible burns to little ones like this.

So I’ve used the Parent’s Choice brand wipes and diapers on my son before, they literally melted his skin off. After about 2 minutes after contact, his skin turned red hot and started blistering. We were able to get an emergency visit with his pediatrician, but he still has scars where the wipes and diapers burned him over 2 years later. This brand is AWFUL. How it’s still on the market? I have no fucking clue, but do not EVER EVER EVER gift these to someone with a newborn or small infant. The wipes actually have alcohol in them (I tried using the leftover wipes on my own ass and ended up with a nasty rash).

Err on the side of caution and go with a smaller pack of pampers or huggies, or even get a cheap starter set of cloth diapers (ToysRUs sells a small econo pack for $15), but DO NOT use these diapers. There’s no worse feeling than seeing those scars and knowing you inadvertently caused them by making a careless purchase.

BOOST TO BABY HAVING FOLLOWERS

WTF!!!! O_O

# WHOEVER MADE THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING TAKEN OUT BY THE GODDAMN KGB

This is it. The video that made memes illegal in Russia. Reblog it every day to piss Sadimir Putin off.

guys this is part of history now. legislative and cultural history. there will be law students and cultural anthropologists alike debating this video and it’s aftereffects in the future and that is fucking wild

My boyfriend talks in his sleep and because he’s bilingual, he says some hilarious/weird/sometimes creepy shit. I ask him every morning if he remembers saying this stuff and he has no idea about any of it. 

Here are some of my favorites:

-”Babe, can you please turn down the brightness of your skin” -After stealing all of the blankets: “This is my right as a human” -After I take the blankets back: “I don’t want your freedom, America. Just blanket” -Sometimes he just says “Hello?” as if he’s answering a phone call -One night he just said “Cabbage” which is weird because he doesn’t know the english word for that when he’s awake.  -After spooning me: “You have a nice butt” -”Who is that in the corner?” (terrifying) -”Watch out for the red lady” (even more terrifying) -Sometimes he will say things in German and it sounds like he’s speaking Parseltongue -One time I actually think he said something in Parseltongue -One time he talked about buying a ticket to “everywhere” and then just said “hello?” after two minutes of silence -And my all time favorite: ”This is MY yogurt, Satan”

Meow!

Grandmother said she would send a cardinal as a sign after she passes. Grandmother passed, a cardinal visited, and cardinal doesn’t want to leave. <3

Huuuusband❤️

dog in a bog

I CANNOT GET OVER THIS DOG

when u finally catch that Pokemon u been tryin to find for forty minutes

adult: what do you want to be when you grow up?

me: an old lady with a garden, soulmate, tons of animals, & a peaceful forest home

when there’s Some Big Meme sweeping the internet but it never crosses your dash so all you see is the remix meme and you’ve gotta sherlock holmes your way to the original like some kind of historical memeologist

staples canada I am y e l l i n g