I've never played a more perfect card in the 10 years I've been playing this game

YOU’RE TOO LATE SPIDERMAN! YOU’LL NEVER GET YOUR TURKEY DEFROSTED IN TIME! THANKSGIVING IS DONE FOR! NYEHEHEHEHE

Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it

video killed the radio star

Ok, so I was reading this news story:

So far so normal, right? But then:

Like what. And then:

Like, I think Alaska State Trooper Ken Marsh wants to be a romance novelist. 

well would you look at that

One of the best posts

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

the real secret to zuko's redemption arc is the month he spent working in public food service

a boyfriend is basically a guy you can just kind of chew on whenever

I need to edit this so the cat also has a beer hold on

in another life i would've loved queerbaiting in a tv show with you

how much of ur online presence is performative and how much is it u being u

baby every me is me, we are the mask and the wearer

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

people will claim to be filled with whimsy and joy for life but then hate musicals……. the vile tongue of man will never cease lying

When I walk into the mall and see Christmas decorations up the day after Halloween, I feel the same way Hamlet did when his mom married his annoying uncle so shortly after his father’s death.

Thrift, thrift, Horatio! the Halloween Mars Bars/Did coldly furnish forth the Christmas stockings

MISS CONGENIALITY (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

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