You can call me jiggly

watch the whole thing, i’m begging you

If this isn’t me

This year for Halloween, and since Luigi’s Mansion 3 was announced, I decided to decorate the game room to look like Luigi’s Mansion.

are you a sleep deprived gay or a touch starved gay

What kind of noise is that??

I don’t want to be rich, I just want to be comfy.

Want to have one really nice set of plates and silverware for company and Thanksgiving.

Want to be able to buy a new outfit and a good bra at least a couple times a year.

Want to be able to give “just because” gifts.

Want to burn incense and candles in my home daily, and have nice soaps.

Want to be able to donate to charity frequently and without worry.

Want to buy hardcover books to read and put on a shelf for my kids to read someday.

Want to have candies in bowls for people who visit.

Want to be able to take my young siblings and cousins to a movie and let them get the big popcorn they won’t finish, because there’s magic in just having it.

Want to have a linen closet or at least a linen shelf.

Want to go see live local theater several times a year.

Want to have a bottle of wine or champagne in the house for when I suddenly need to celebrate.

Want to have a kitchen with basic baking supplies so I can bake bread on the weekend, and pies for special occasions.

I just want to be comfy.

That is my definition of ‘wealth’, as contrasted with ‘excess’.  As my mother in law put it – if I can see a little something in a store that I know a friend would love, and just BUY it for them without having to worry about whether I can afford it in the budget, that means I’m well off.  And that?  That is what I want.

For everyone.  

Everyone.

tumblr i am literally begging you to let me reblog your shitpost ads

IM FUCKIN SCREAMIN CHRIS HEMSWORTH BROUGHT TAIKA WAIKIA AS HIS DATE TO THE GOLDEN GLOBES

WE LOVE NON-TOXIC MASCULINITY

must have been easier to be alive before news traveled so fast and you were only ever aware of a handful of tragedies instead of thousands and thousands of them being delivered to you on a daily basis. why is there even a question of why our generation is so depressed and anxious like I’ll tell you why?? everything i read breaks my heart and my capacity to empathize and be outraged is absolutely maxed out. yeah i’m sad bitch! we’re all sad! there’s no relief!

does anyone else’s mom or dad just watch murder/crime shows all the time or is it just mine

Why is this everyone’s mom, what’s wrong with them

As an adult, I can quite literally do whatever I want to, but I always end up wanting to just go home.

I’ve never seen anything more accurate

according to hetero dating law the girl shouldn’t pay for her meal which, logically, means that if two girls go on a date together nobody pays and they get everything for free but the catch is that they have to stand the whole time bc no one can pull out a chair

declan’s 8 year old cousin gabriel has come up with a perfect solution! yes, he admits, it’s true that in order for a date to be sufficiently romantic the man has to pay. when asked how best to preserve the romantic mood if two women go on a date, gabe suggests they simply get the attention of the nearest man and request he pay for their dinner. crowd-funded lesbianism, what a beautiful concept

reblogging this again for the crowd-funded lesbianism tbh

what happens when two guys go on a date?

they fight for the right to pay for the meal, and the losing male pays for the nearest lesbian date

AN ELEGANT SOLUTION