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dream olympic starting xi

- cassius but he’s been given multiple cups of coffee

- sam mewis but she has to constantly be screaming the lyrics to truth hurts

- katie nolan who just spends the whole 90 minutes following around kelley o’hara with a camera commentating on what she’s doing

- tobin heath wearing her espy’s (bodyguard) outfit and she just runs around protecting christen press from people trying to take the ball

- kyle krieger

- lindsey but she has to constantly be carrying around a container of yogurt

- alyssa but she’s only allowed in midfield

- christen but she can only speak spanish

- ashlyn harris and ali krieger but sharing one big shirt

- a drunk kelley o’hara who isn’t allowed to touch the ball all she can do it push players over

- 5 year old christen press who just picks flowers during the game