Aesthetics and Chill

Icelandic Phallological Museum

THAT’S RIGHT, I WAS THE 100,000TH NOTE ON THIS FAT PENAS. TREMBLE BEFORE ME.

a lovely creecher

Trans rights

brb gotta to go splash water on my face in the mens bathroom and look haggardly at myself in the mirror

can you do that somehwhere else i'm changing my baby right here and he is freaking the fuck out

*holds your baby up to the mirror and he rapidly becomes more haggard as my face reverts steadily to an expression of youthful cheer*

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#Mai Shiranui #Blue Mary

me if meowing was a sin tbh

& heres me if meowing was illegal

But it’s not so enjoy

so true, here i am happy and free because nobody can morally or legally stop me from meowing

Resident Evil 4 Remake (2023)

the way the top gif could be from a shrek movie and the bottom gifs a final fantasy cutscene

Little white dog

duality

the surgery was a success.. the boy is complete

Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy’s first law of Equivalent Exchange.

Bold of you to add that quote to a picture of a dog. 

Was staring at a piece of infrastructure, pondering on the strangeness that, as sturdy as it was, it required maintenance and eventually replacement. That everything was like this – except for biological constructs that could perpetuate themselves. But they mutate. So – what if we could build everything out of biology? Our sinks and bridges become immortal – yet destined to become eerie, shifted, unrecognizable things within thousands of years.

this is an out-of-context journal entry you find discarded in an abandoned science lab in a horror game

The new headcanon is that Junkrat has never seen D.Va outside her mech and believes she’s an omnic who ate a teenage girl

He sees her mech start blowing up and she pops out and he’s like “phew thank god that lil sheila got free of that tin can before it blew up” and then another one falls from the sky five seconds later and scoops her back up and he LOSES HIS SHIT

D.Va: *gets back in her mech*

Junkrat: