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how to draw arms ? ? 

holy fuck

holy fuck is right… but… does it work with legs???

yes !!

but how much extend

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I NEARLY CHOKED

ENJFDFNFATFVFDF

finally. i can be accurate

It’s pumpkin season guise.

FEED THE PUMPKINS

my last brain cell after 4 vodka sodas at the goth gay bar

im the hair slap

JESUS?? 

JESUS????

i had no idea they were so frickin huge

I love them so much because they’re about as sharp as a baseball and their anatomy is ridiculous to the point of them literally being classified as plankton for years because they just sort of get blown around by the ocean and look confused, but because they lay more eggs than ANY OTHER VERTEBRATE IN EXISTENCE, evolution can’t stop them

Why is no big predator coming and gnawing on them?

Their biggest defense is that they’re massive and have super tough skin, but they do get hunted by sharks or sea lions sometimes and they just sort of float there like ‘oh bother’ as it happens

Even funnier, because they eat nothing but jellyfish they’re really low in nutritional value anyway, so they basically survive by being not worth eating because they’re like a big floating rice cracker wrapped in leather.

So basically the only reason natural selection hasn’t taken care if them is because they are the most useless fish

yes, they’ve perfected uselessness to the point of being unstoppable

a true inspiration

My mom just sent me this picture of my dog…I guess we got a lot of snow, then

update:

Great update

Why do you like sharks?

he walk

He cronch

He roll

She give high fin. @lilragekitten

He gets tummy rubs

He get nose rub

He beauty

He dance

She do a triple Lutz

He slorp

This post is blessed

I’VE NEVER LAUGHED SOO FUCKKNG HARD

How the year is treating me

tell me why this budgetless gay youtube series made for fun by a group of friends has the best editing and writing of anything i’ve watched in a year.

also tell me how this single scene can contain every single one of the top three most iconic lines in history.

@stellarsybil and I every day of our lives

This is fucking hilarious

“One man’s junk is another man’s treasure” describes both a garage sale and homosexuality

The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient

“No, YOU come here!”

Video by Steven Anderson

This should’ve been my gender reveal

They look so distraught lmao straight people are wild

Why can’t I stop watching this

I swear to god I’ve watched this like fifty times and I can’t stop laughing

He l p m e

I forgot I reblogged this to my main and I’m dYING

Me as a tree. (via bluedelliquanti)