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It was something on my shirt. I go “huh?” and he goes “Honey, you’ve got a cockroach on you.” (x)

when your hunty drags you a little too hard

I CANT BYRWYFHEHE

#aboutme

a godless heathen potato

Found the title of my autobiography

when you’re hanging out with old ppl and something weird happens and you’re like pLEASE DONT DIE ON ME 

you better pop lock and drop that attitude

things i need u to please know right now:

Hey just wondering but are u fucking kidding me

i am kind of sad ok

this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck

thank you

#when you pull an all nighter and your friends ask you if u ok

i hate hanging out with people for the first time and they’re like omg sorry u must think we’re so crazy and weird omg we’re SO WEIRD im always like 

this is literally mario kart

i need clear skin by yesterday

Straight Friend: “I’m open minded”

Me:

Every time.

Radioactive (Music Box Version) - Imagine Dragons

by JoshuaSaundersMusic

Well that took me 0.01 seconds to reblog

I imagine this playing in a brutal fight scene, explosions everywhere, smoke and debris flying in slow motion, while the bots charge into battle in absolute horror of what is happening.

HWY 101 🌿 MissAdventures