Pickup Lines Sentence Starters
- ❝ Do you have a name or can I call you mine? ❞
- ❝ Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else. ❞
- ❝ Your shirt has to go, but you can stay. ❞
- ❝ You look like trash, may I take you out? ❞
- ❝ You know the more I drink, the prettier you get! ❞
- ❝ You know what material this is? [grab own shirt] Boyfriend material. ❞
- ❝ You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad. ❞
- ❝ Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them? ❞
- ❝ Will you marry me for just one night? ❞
- ❝ What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? ❞
- ❝ On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need. ❞
- ❝ Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back? ❞
- ❝ Save water, shower with a friend! ❞
- ❝ See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute. ❞
- ❝ You wanna know what’s big? [Pause] My house, you weirdo! ❞
- ❝ Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears. ❞
- ❝ Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you. ❞
- ❝ You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room. ❞
- ❝ You know, sweetie, my lips won’t just kiss themselves… ❞
- ❝ Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel? ❞
- ❝ What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you. ❞
- ❝ Was your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns. ❞
- ❝ Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you’re da bomb. ❞
- ❝ There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it. ❞
- ❝ Oh no, I’m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick! ❞
- ❝ My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money? ❞
- ❝ Is it hot in here or is it just you? ❞
- ❝ If you were a triangle you’d be acute one. ❞
- ❝ If you were a booger I would pick you first. ❞
- ❝ If I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say “I love you” with my last breath! ❞
(publicly shared video of a sweetheart’s dance from Rodney Stanger on fb)
This is really the cleanest Sweethearts Dance I’ve ever seen in my life. I am in love! I am transfixed! Footwork smooth and strong like a mfin mountain river! Incredible! 🤩 😳 🥰
Oh my God this is incredible to watch!
Found the credit, from the Great Plains Dance Company. This is Jocy Bird and Trae Little Sky dancing in the Sweetheart Special at the Seminole Tribal Fair in Hollywood, Florida.
Jocy Bird and Trae Little Sky are married and apparently an adorable couple and I am loving their beaming grins as they dance so smoothly together. 💖
Found this little guy in the dishwasher
Thomas Ladder.
I was this high yesterday
2020 has been the wildest year and it's still January
- Hatsune Miku was announced in the cochella lineup
- Prince Harry and Meghan Markle quit being royals
- The US killed an important Iranian general which prompted everyone to think WWIII was happening
- Mr. Peanut died???
- Justin Bieber thinks babies are #yummy
- Nikkitutorials was blackmailed into coming out as trans
- Adam Sandler threatened to purposely make bad movies if he doesn't win an Oscar (he wasn't even nominated so looking forward to that)
- Gwyneth Paltrow sold out candles that are meant to smell like her vagina
- The upcoming NBC streaming service announced a TAZ animated series
- Grimes announced that she's pregnant with Elon Musk's baby
- Parasite became the first foreign language film to win best ensemble cast at the SAG awards
- Kat Von D sold her makeup company
- Onision called the cops on Chris Hanson
- Pete Buttigieg had to ask for applause at rally
- Jeff Bezos phone was hacked because he clicked on a shady link in a text
i would like to add on to this because
- Grimes is naming her child War Nymph and is tweeting as if her unborn child is making the posts
- Joe Rogan said he’s probably voting for Bernie
- Kaitlin Bennet allegedly shitting herself at a frat party is a trending topic
- the impeachment trial began in the Senate
- the coronavirus has killed 17 people in China and one person in Seattle is infected- there were major plagues in 1820 and 1920 and now it might be happening again
- the Doomsday Clock is now officially at 100 Seconds to Midnight
- after Gwyneth’s vag candles sold out it was announced she’s getting a netflix show about how she makes her products for goop
I feel those gifs so deeply in my soul
wait does anyone else know about the “people that are probably stand users” facebook
these are literally real
I tried to guess what the actual fuck “stand” is but every one of these photos both deepened my confusion and further deterred me from looking it up. Y'all just be you I guess
LMFAO
The whole Pepsi commercial thing reminded me that people always mis-remember the famous flower in the gun barrel photo as being a young woman. It wasn’t. The photo, taken by Bernie Boston, is of George Edgerly Harris III better known by his stage name Hibiscus. He was a member of the San Francisco based radical gay liberation theater troupe the Cockettes. He died of AIDS in 1982 at the time AIDS was still referred to by the name GRID which stood for Gay Related Immuno-Deficiency. The photo was taken at a protest at the Pentagon.
I had no idea who he was, thank you.
This is one example of the Mandela Effect phenomena, where an iconic moment is reenacted with a hippy woman so many times that people think that’s the story and thus another gay man is written out of history. Thanks for the photo.
I had no idea. Wow.
This photo was taken by Bernie Boston, a black/native man who willingly stood up to a chapter of the KKK and earned their respect among other things
I get the subject is important, but please dont erase Bernie. I knew him personally and he deserves to be remembered and by only remembering the subject, a white man, you erase a black man.
@vaspider could you reblog this version too, please? I am deeply upset by Bernie’s erasure from his own work.
Reblogging for credit to the photographer, and so I can look up his work on desktop later.
y'all will circlejerk yourself to the mysticisms of faeries and elves in european countries for centuries and take it as fact but the second native americans ask you to respect our spirituality and culture suddenly you're all aetheists
non natives can, should, and will reblog this.
Vanessa Stockard – Kevin series.
this is the physical embodiment of zero impulse control
wow his character in Ghostbusters wasnt even scripted he’s just Like That
me when im hungry
Museum security guard 1: Wait, did you hear something?
Museum security guard 2: Yeah, I think it came from the gift shop.
Me, who broke into the museum and had already stolen dozens of priceless artifacts but decided to stop by the gift shop to score a snow globe:
This is oddly specific.
THIS TYPE OF ENERGY!!!!!!!!!
One of the most challenging things I’ve had to learn is that healing must be intentional. There is no one golden day that comes and saves you from all your misery. Healing is a practice. You have to decide that it’s what you want to do and actively do it. You have to make a habit out of it. Once I learned that, I only looked back to see how far I came.
god i hate being alive i just wanna die in a national park under mysterious circumstances
ok im done being dramatic i finally started my homework and its not that bad
If courage isn’t the absence of fear but doing the right thing regardless of it, maybe confidence isn’t the absence of insecurity but knowing you have real worth despite it
this is beautiful
By this same token, maybe goodness isn’t the absence of bad thoughts or impulses, but the conscious choice to behave according to your moral ideals in spite of them.









