Shark Culling Laws Poster
Designed by Matteo Musci
that is a great-ass design
EXCELLENT design for an EXCELLENT message
Sharks help balance out the ecosystem, so killing them off could lead to overpopulation of other fish.
But imagine this with Single!Dad Steve and daughter Sarah and Single!Dad Tony with his two teenage sons Harley and Peter?
I dropped my phone,, maybee :))
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The store was bustling about, people everywhere. With school’s shutting down and people going nuts over the pandemic, the aisles were a battlefield, filled with parents passive aggressively staring each other down. Kids were scurrying about, off on missions for their parents, hunting down every item they needed to stock up on.
Steve nervously held onto the cart he was pushing around. He had gotten a loaf of bread and had already gotten side glances. It wouldn’t be a surprise if a parent sent over one of their gremlins to steal it.
He was scanning the crowd looking for Sarah when she ran from behind and skidded to a stop beside him. ‘Daddy! The Eggo’s are almost gone and I can’t reach the top shelf. We need to get there pronto!’ She started pulling on his leg as he started chuckling. He sighed and made a cautious turn around, trying to avoid the two moms arguing over powdered donuts.
‘Ok peanut, lead the way,’ he sighed softly. She beamed up at him and started fast walking towards the frozen foods.
When they got there a man with two teens with him were lurking by the frozen foods. He was somewhat scolding one of them about one thing or another. Sarah just happily kept walking past, stopping at the Eggo door. Impending doom struck when the man caught Steve’s eye. They were after the waffles too.
With as much dignity as he could muster he sped up his pace a little faster as the man dumped whatever he was holding in one of teen’s hands and also started speed walking. Sarah already had the door open and was looking at the two parents giving each other death glares as they kept increasing their speed.
Oh! But the man played dirty. He purposely bumped into Steve’s cart making him lose a little speed. Steve basically leaped the rest of the distance right as the man touched the box. Steve’s hand landed beside it.
The two men met each other’s stare. Warm coffee eyes blinked owlishly up at him. Not the time, Steve. This man is a rival. And these frozen waffles were his. Well, Sarah’s anyways.
‘Excuse me,’ Steve cleared his throat. 'I believe that I should get the Eggos, if you don’t mind. Small child and all.’ Steve gave his best American Pie smile.
Coffee eyes narrowed slightly and the man lifted his head slightly. 'Sir, leggo my Eggo.’
Steve’s mouth fell open. Coffee eyes smirked. And promptly snatched the box from under Steve’s fingers. He turned back to the teens and handed the box over to the taller blonde one. Who was actually wheezing or something. It was actually kinda concerning. The shorter one looked just as shocked as Steve probably looked.
'Peter owes me five bucks,’ the taller one wheezed out. The man just shook his head and started to walk off.
'Hey! I’m pretty sure it’s 'Leggo Your Eggo’ now. Just saying.’ The man turned. Peter gave Tall One a grin that placed fear in Steve’s heart.
'I’m only letting these go if a thick and fluffy beefcake as yourself is in bed with me. And even that’s a stretch.’ He winked. Sarah, in all her 60 pound glory bounced up to him and crossed her arms. Coffee Eyes raised a perfectly groomed eyebrow.
'Well if that’s what it takes for my waffles then let’s go. Daddy throws really good sleepovers. We can even make a pillow fort.’ At that his eyes widened before he let out the most adorable laugh Steve had ever heard. Besides Sarah of course.
Right as the man started to respond, some gremlin came by running through the aisle, kicking Blondie in the shins. The teen cursed and dropped the box, which the gremlin grabbed and ran off to the end of the aisle where a proud dad lay. They zoomed off as soon as the kid reached homebase.
'Hey! Hey you! That’s a dick move! Nonononono, you are not getting out of this that easily! Peter, stay here with your brother,’ the man huffed out and took off toward where the gremlin and co. had ran off.
Steve and Sarah stood there stunned, before Sarah quickly rushed to where blondie was now sitting, rubbing his shins. Peter was obviously trying not to laugh. He caught Steve’s eye and placed the stuff he was holding down next to Sarah and the teen. He walked over, pulling out a pen and piece of paper from his jacket.
'Hi, super sorry about this. Look, my dad totally is into you, and he really needs to get out of the house, so here’s his number.’ Peter scribbled onto the paper and gave one of the most sunny angel smiles Steve had ever seen. Steve knew his face was probably shading pink but he took the paper anyways.
Peter went back to his brother, grabbed their goods and nudged Blondie to get up. The teen complained but got up, but not before giving a fist bump to Sarah. She ran back over to Steve as the boys waved and went off in search of their dad.
Steve looked down at the paper, smiling at 'Tony Stark.’
'Daddy, you look like a sap.’
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I’m reblogging the version without the clowns on it
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Thanks, Dad.
Present Mic’s first time being called dad! ;u;
stop asking for a fucking source link
cursed emoji this….. cursed emoji that….. how about nice emoji :)
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hey guys if you can, please sign this petition to suspend starbucks business until further notice due to coronavirus.
corporate is taking advantage of their workers, while they all get to work comfortably from home, baristas are being told “it’s not a threat” to both them & customers.
not only is this unfair to baristas, but it puts elderly, immunocompromised, & other vulnerable people at risk because starbucks corporate doesn’t care about anyone besides themselves.
as a former barista at Starbucks, I will tell you they do not fucking care about our health. I was extremely sick and I actually vomittied during my break at work and when I told my shifts they did not let me leave. There was another instance where I was literally congested and coughing violently, they praised me for actually coming in when I couldn’t stop coughing. Please sign this
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Shiratorizawa high edits i made for commission.
This makes me sad for some reason… hes tired of yelling… hes tired of being angry… he just wants to rest…
tony stark spent his entire adult life under the guidance of someone who not only would (and did) try to have him killed, but was also fine with him not dying quickly and being tortured for three whole months if it meant he would bring home a single new piece of technology
tony came back home from captivity and sat down in front of dozens of reporters and turned to this man, specifically, to tell him that it was really good to see him again BOY i’m very fucked up over this like there was a post-captivity period there where tony didn’t know stane had screwed him over and this guy was there wrapping his arm around tony’s shoulders and sitting on his couch and playing his piano and publicly speaking on his behalf!! that is a LOT
there’s an IM1 BTS video that shows rdj, jeff bridges, and jon favreau discussing the post-gala scene where stane reveals he’d been double-dealing/trying to push tony out of the company. and at some point, they discussed the possibility of tony getting more confrontational until stane gets him to back down by slapping him. across the face. publicly. in front of the cameras. to humiliate him. in the end they settle for stane speaking to tony like he would speak to a child
it’s so MUCH haha!! it’s A LOT!
im gonna start collecting a list of the funniest phrases in the english language
so far ive got
feel free to add your own
- This kills the man
i LOVE drawing this dorky handsome man
when will Disney ever
What movie/show is this?
She actually looks like a unique, stylized character instead of just looking identical to every other animated character
It’s called Connected, coming out this year sometime!
There’s a trailer here.
