decided to use manitoba smith as a reference. thought itd be funny

the young man is dEAD

What about Eridan and Sollux?

oHMY GOD HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THAT

Date of origin: March 23, 2014

duck strider you are the only motherfucker who understands me

fnaf themed stimboard as a gift for @the-bat-out-of-hell !

x x x / x x x / x x x

This is probably the most inclusive post ever made on Tumblr

“What country is this about?”

“Yes.”

food isnt even advertised as tasting good anymore it has to be like immune system boosting and vaginal ph balancing and shit now

mission begins in 30 seconds

I.C.P. during the Great Milenko in-store tour in 1997

So the reason for these

There are a couple fics that I keep saved and open so I can revisit them whenever the mood strikes and Love You Forever ( By Sburbanite) and Within, Without (by Reinkist) are two that I read A LOT and pretty much am guaranteed a good cry. Plus GOD I love thinking about all the little moments of Dave and Karkat’s slow spiral into romance, all those small pulls into falling in love just destroy me with meteorstuck pls. Might dig into some more fic specific ones later.

and man am I just a huge sap if nothing at all so here’s a bunch of Dave pov Karkats just being a prickly soft troll. Might do some of Dave from Karkats pov some time after comms are done

I found a disgusting transphobic conservative using the actually mentally ill tag so fair warning to my followers, this guy was also using queer tags to spread transphobic and conservative rhetoric.

This man was calling the left pedophiles and liberalism is a mental disorder and gross disturbing stuff like that. If you want the blog to block I'll give the @

Stay safe out there friends.

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

I reblog  the money pigeon because I love him.

money pigeon brings good tidings

the worst part of grocery shopping is knowing that, no matter how robust my list is or how thoroughly i check it, the second i get home i'll be like "oh fuckkk i forgot hot dog buns and semolina flour and lime juice and chicken breasts and sparkling water and arborio rice and crushed tomatoes and oat milk and whole milk and italian ice and asparagus and skirt steak and a yerba mate and toothpaste and scallions and the centipede and my car keys and

Imagine if in Hauntswitch (If/When it comes into existence) when Jude goes to the attic Dammek just fucking points a gun at him. (Artist's rendition below)

Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th

No guys you don’t understand.

The soil testing equipment on Curiosity makes a buzzing noise and the pitch of the noise changes depending on what part of an experiment Curiosity is performing, this is the way Curiosity sings to itself.

So some of the finest minds currently alive decided to take incredibly expensive important scientific equipment and mess with it until they worked out how to move in just the right way to sing Happy Birthday, then someone made a cake on Curiosity’s birthday and took it into Mission control so that a room full of brilliant scientists and engineers could throw a birthday party for a non-autonomous robot 225 million kilometres away and listen to it sing the first ever song sung on Mars*, which was Happy Birthday.

This isn’t a sad story, this a happy story about the ridiculousness of humans and the way we love things. We built a little robot and called it Curiosity and flung it into the star to go and explore places we can’t get to because it’s name is in our nature and then just because we could, we taught it how to sing.

That’s not sad, that’s awesome.

*this is different from the first song ever played on mars (Reach For The Stars by Will.I.Am) which happened the year before, singing is different from playing

This is humanity

Happy Birthday, Curiousity.

Happy birthday, Curiosity.

Asgore undertale coming back to the podium 5 minutes after declaring war on humanity to say his wife has left him