“cmere boy”

*sound of clanging pots and pans getting closer*

Reblog to make it die faster

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

growing up is realizing that oats and grains are sustenance

What do you mean

Can’t lie shrimpy livio has grown on me

Since Miku is a computer program, this could be considered her truest form

what could possibly go wrong on this brisk july 21st

happy Thursday the 20th

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

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February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

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Thursday, March 20, 2025 

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May 20, 2027

Rlly love that Star Trek and Star Wars are aptly named to show EXACTLY what is different about them, but people only focus on the “star” part and therefore assume they’re comparable.

Star WARS: This is WAR so we have GLOW SWORDS and CLONES and we SHOOT each other with magic FORCE that we control with our fucking MINDS. Epic BATTLES and political CONFLICT. I love CRIME I am a CRIMINAL bitchessssss also this is my robot friend.

Star TREK: ah, yes, we’re going to trek through space. I brought these biological samples. take a little jaunt. discover a species. have an expedition. here’s a cool rock. this is just a wee hike to the next galaxy. I just released an immortal entity from eternal suffering. isn’t this a lovely trip we’re having. oh and this is my robot friend.

For the record, accidentally tapping on Tumblr live when it randomly appears every week does not count as using Tumblr live for the sake of this poll. This is only referring to purposeful use of the feature.

I'd appreciate it if people could share this for a larger sample size!

jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:

Dylan Sprouse really just went to someone’s island to sell his turnips??!?

This is so wholesome, he seems so nice!

The follow up is adorable too. Sweet.

So you won that danimals sweepskate

there are 2 Ethans in my daughter's class. you'd think they'd go by Ethan L and Ethan M, but they decided together that they would like to be called Lethan and Methan and I think that's fantastic

Yes, this is the true ending 🌱

Clicked on an article from the anthropology subreddit about loneliness and was immediately blasted into oblivion by this opening paragraph

milf (myself i’d like to forgive) and dilf (despair i’d like to forget)

why is it 90 the grease at 830pm. at night.