why did he say this

happy we’re just normal men wednesday

Once a puppy always a puppy

parents are so crazy because they can say the most fucked up shit to you when your brain is forming and it sets the tone for your whole adult mind set and then they forget about it the next day

she continues to be the moment

ATTENTION!

FEUDALISM RESTARTING IN 10 SECONDS. CLASSES WILL BE RANDOMLY ASSIGNED

i got merchant

Also, here’s the assigner link for convenience

The Earthrise sweater, inspired by the art of Alexei Leonov depicting the first spacewalk.

“What’s the watermelon fo- Oh!”

AITA for not telling my son we know he’s queer. I 40s(m) and my wife 40s(f) have a 17 (m) son lately he’s been sneaking around and keeps almost starting to come out and then backing out or getting interrupted. It’s exhausting and I think we should just tell him we know but I’m not sure that’s the best course of action? I worry it might come off wrong.the worst part is his grades have been slipping and if he’s sneaking around with a boyfriend that might be what was causing it? I don’t care if he has a boyfriend I just want him to succeed.

EDIT: nvm he’s Spider-Man

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

reblog if i can wander into your apartment (blog) and make myself lunch (like and reblog as if it's my dash)

I always forget bareback is a horse thing

one of my ultimate goals in life is to be one of those hot neighborhood runners who goes home to his cute funny husband and fucks around the world with him, just a thought.

Flag Wars Bonus Round

Reminds me of this car review article that is ingrained in my mind. I beg read the first paragraph