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whaddahell I'm just a lil guy

@jonny-b-meowborn

bee/jonny | she/her/he/him | 20 | open for commissions | posting about whatever I'm obsessed with | quite unwell mentally | dog/cat therian | current hyperfixations: the mechanisms, the magnus archives, will wood | I have Instagram and Youtube and ko-fi too https://linktr.ee/beefromashroom✌️😘

howdy y’all I’m doing commissions now!!

If you have any questions or want to order somethin, email me at justyuca@gmail.com (you could also dm me here on tumblr, but I will need your email later to send you the drawing and for the payment)

Payment upfront through Pay Pal only! I’ll start working once the payment is sent!

if you’re not interested/can’t afford it, reblogs are appreciated <3

mwah

I was thinking recently about how "alt" subcultures are so aestheticized now but they used to be much more about your societal views than the clothes you wore or even the bands you listened to, and my brain connected some dots. Idk if this is anything

Yes, this is it! This is exactly it!!

biggest rule of tumblr is to make a blog you enjoy and only post what you want otherwise you're getting into the territory of loser behavior.. nothing matters but you and your blog and maybe the fun you have with some mewchies along the way

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Do you think jesus ever got hard while those big buff roman soldiers were jostling him around and restraining him and putting a crown of thorns on his head. Sorry who said that

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You know that cute way bugs wave their front legs looking for the next leaf to walk on I'm doing that to cute transgenders on this website

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bug 2 bug communication......... :3

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

Wtf????

Smoove with it too 

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

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“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

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Baseball players are to be feared

Reblogging for the last one

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^Same for me

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They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

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much woah

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

Y’all have no idea how hard I was trying not to laugh in class at that poor bird

They…they just blew up a fucking bird…

Ball’s dead. Bird’s dead. I’m dead

World Heritage Post

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personally my favorite thing about Mr. Bird Evaporator is this imagine being the poor fool tryna rob this man’s house only to be instantly transported to the same dimension as that bird

Are we all forgetting that Randy Johnson then went on to make a sports photography company, and the logo for said company is the obliterated bird?

if u r trans no matter what ur agab and ur gender may be there is a good chance u will have a voice in ur head telling u that u need to lose weight to pass and to have people take u seriously . that is the voice of the DEVIL do NOT LISTEN TO IT !!!!

if u r trans no matter what ur agab and ur gender may be there is a good chance u will have a voice in ur head telling u that u need to lose weight to pass and to have people take u seriously . that is the voice of the DEVIL do NOT LISTEN TO IT !!!!