Reincarnation is a known, common, and expected result of death. You are a bounty hunter that specializes in tracking down people who have committed suicide to escape debts or a jail sentence.
“It’s a girl!” the doctor exclaimed.
“It’s a fucking tax dodger is what is it!” Blaize ‘The Flame’ Hogan burst into the infirmary, cocking his shotgun. “This baby owns $440,000,000 to the government!”
“Foiled again, I’ll get away next time, Blaize!” the baby clenches their tiny first.
some dudes like to talk a big game about how comedy suffers when people are afraid to offend but man, Mitch Hedberg was a white dude working in the era of peak offensive edgelord and his shit holds the fuck up so while most comedians will never come up with anything as timeless as “if carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up” they could at least make an effort
- “Rice is great when you’re you’re hungry and you want 10,000 of something”
- “Tennis is depressing because no matter how good you get, you will never be as good as a wall”
- “I order the club sandwich all the time, but I’m not even a member, man. I don’t know how I get away with it”
This column is written by a Republican. I keep saying that I need things to matter. I need the unhinged behavior by Trump to matter. I need the silence and complicity of his party in Congress to matter.
This column, ultimately, doesn’t end up saying much more than what I’ve quoted above, but at least it’s a start.
(via wilwheaton)
“Left is the best”
false flags lol
right-wingers caught wind of the “here’s how bernie can still win” meme
I would not call that an unexpected turn.
I can tell you that everyone in Connecticut saw that coming because West Hartford is one of the richest (and most republican) towns in the entire state.
Stephen King sells the rights to some of his short stories for $1 so that film students can use them to make movies. He calls them his ‘Dollar Babies.’ Source
Artist Hank Schmidt travels to scenic locations only to paint the pattern on his own shirt.
chaotic neutral
Diana: [pulls back curtain while Steve is showering]
Diana: are we - stop screaming, its me - are we out of ice-cream??
Schrödinger’s boys
FUCK
What about cracking open a cold milkshake
As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.
none of this matters if they’re not back in town though
We get it, you vape.
Can’t believe I’m posting a vape vid
It says it right here in the bill of rights. Free speech is when you can look at tittys in a videogame.
Something that’s almost never covered in fantasy mediums is common names.
Like we all know fantasy names are unusual, but any name to a foreign culture is considered unusual English names to Indian people are very unusual for example. But naturally, given that it’s an entire culture, there will be some common names, it’d be refreshing to at one point here this exchange.
“So I was talking to Vicnae and-”
“Wait which Vicnae? You can’t just say Vicnae. There are ten Vicnae’s in my village alone.”
This has 100 notes yesterday and 300 this morning what the fuck happened.
People understand the truly important things.
DSA (a German fantasy P&P RPG) actually has the name Alrik, which is hugely popular in the universe. Everyone is Alrik.
This is also a great excuse to use “X the Y” or “X of Y” type names without being pretentious. Calling someone “Thognor The Stout” goes from pomposity to practicality if he lives down the road from Thognor The Small.
Not-as-big-as-Medium-Sized-Jock-but-bigger-than-Wee-Jock Jock.
~~*~surnames~*~~
my family is from a town in Ireland where everyone has the last name Ryan. literally like everyone. so they differentiated families by calling them by their professions, right?
anyway we’re the Horse Thief Ryans
I want to hear that story.
When they roll a 20:
When they roll a 1:
never not reblog the angry dooting=_=
When the enemy is a better bard than you
no idea wtf is happening in that last gif but you really gotta respect the level of raw commitment they’re displaying here
I feel like you’d be even more confused to learn they’re aggressively singing “Like a Virgin” at each other in that last one.
