Graffiti left on the tomb of Ramses V in Egypt by ancient greek tourists (when the tomb was only a few hundred years old). "I visited and did not like anything but the sarcophagus" and "I cannot read the hieroglyphs."
Cool article about it if you're interested.
Posting babygirl Cloud to cleanse my soul
Maybe stop dating in general if you feel the need to break things your partners enjoy
[ID: a twitter thread by Daisyy_Michelle that reads:
"If you hate that your boyfriend/girlfriend plays video games as a hobby…
[in caps] Stop dating gamers 🗣️ [end caps]
Leave them alone & let them date someone who supports them so they don't have ppl yelling in their ear for what they enjoy doing in their free time. Why do y'all get to enjoy your hobbies but they aren't allowed to enjoy their own???
Also breaking their consoles, PC, gaming accessories etc is still abusive to do. I know some people don't think it is but image if they destroyed all the stuff that makeup your hobby that you spent hundreds of dollars on just because they didn't like you doing it. [in caps] Abusive AF [end caps]." end ID.]
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via reddit.com
so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”
that’s…a pretty good analogy actually
US moron came to town
Hunting for some coochie
Wrote a G up on his belt
And this bitch called it Gucci
Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America
I would need to buy an extra suitcase before I stepped into this store
@netherworldpost Atty you gotta see em, this guy sells halloween stamps based on vintage halloween art
Casey Rubber Stamps is the best. I got this Fuck Off stamp there
also literally fucked a man so hard yesterday that today i found pieces of my bed on the floor
I read this too fast and thought it said “pieces of him on the floor”
Anonymous asked:
Why are people mad at the barbie promo?
it's not a standard promotional cycle for a film that happens to involve mattel's famous toy. it is a massive brand push to revitalize a product for a new age, and the movie is the commercial. it is not normal to have promotion that includes collaborations with: airbnb, hair tools, many makeup companies, rollerskates, forever21, canned lemonade, ruggable, toothburshes, skincare, shoe lines, gap, pacsun, OPI etc etc etc............... like i'm going to go see the movie! it will in all likelihood be fun and enjoyable. but this rollout is explicitly mattel's first phase in what they hope is a HUGE endeavor to make "cinema" out of every one of their products, as a way to get more people to buy these products. regardless of how the barbie movie turns out, it is not actually good for anyone to have a failing film industry turn to self-cannibalizing commercial products for story. i hope everyone has a good time! i don't give a fuck if you want to buy a hot pink dress and go with your girlfriends and revel in your #womanhood or whatever. but the degree to which mattel has already had input in the actual movie + made people think that their massive push of product is some sort of cool innovative trendy Promotion (while having plans to do this to. 45 other producuts) is like. lol oh boy.
*flipping light switch wildly* Welcome to hell! Welcome to hell!
multitrackdrifting
i need more of this
asked for a 2 piece at kfc and they asked breast or thigh. I said personality and they threw hot grease on me
Y’ALL. We have one of those cling film covers in our bathroom window for privacy and in the afternoon when the sun hits it just right, it makes rainbows, right? And today my wife sends me the best pic she’s ever taken: