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Mercedes's Mishaps

@jongtaesextape / jongtaesextape.tumblr.com

Hiii! My names mercedes and I ship a lot things, love tattoos, head over heels for my boyfriend, will never change my url 😀 and reblog whatever catches my eye! I suck at tagging stuff so my whole blog is a rollercoaster 😍 Enjoy 😘
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sadbaffoon

Places where reality is a bit altered:

• any target • churches in texas • abandoned 7/11’s • your bedroom at 5 am • hospitals at midnight • warehouses that smell like dust • lighthouses with lights that don’t work anymore • empty parking lots • ponds and lakes in suburban neighborhoods • rooftops in the early morning • inside a dark cabinet

  • playgrounds at night
  • rest stops on highways
  • deep in the mountains
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ghostfiish
  • early in the morning wherever it’s just snowed
  • trails by the highway just out of earshot of traffic
  • schools during breaks
  • those little beaches right next to ferry docks
  • bowling alleys
  • unfamiliar mcdonalds on long roadtrips
  • your friends living room once everybody but you is asleep
  • laundromats at midnight

what the fuck

  • galeries in art museums that are empty except for you 
  • the lighting section of home depot
  • stairwells

•hospital waiting rooms •airports from midnight to 7am • bathrooms in small concert venues

I just got the weirdest feeling I swear

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ravenclawpotter13

- the clothing section of Sears - stairwells at hotels

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theoogtree
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clockworkpriest

So Donald Trump had a rally in my town today, and apparently some of his supporters who couldn’t find room to park at the venue parked their cars in the graveyard across the street -on top of the graves-. 

Who the fuck does this? Who the fuck in their right mind would desecrate what might potentially be a family’s only link to their dead loved one? I thought Trump’s followers were ignorant at best, but this is bordering on depraved. There is no way you couldn’t have known you were parking in a goddamn graveyard. And for what? To see some orange balloon flap his fucking lips? Fuck all of you. Fuck every single one of you. 

#if a donald trump supporter parked on my grave i would come back to life to bitch slap them

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gokuma

from Raw Story:

“There was trash everywhere, where they had driven over numerous stones,” said a local firefighter, John Meckley. “Fortunately, not all were damaged, but there were rows and rows and rows of headstones that were driven over.”
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jasoncanty01

oh my God

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C ~

To be honest my boyfriends name is Cody and I love him so much ❤ Cant wait to move in a few months and get cats and cuddle like every night 😍😍

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emowesanderson

pros of having a vagina:

  • no one knows when you are turned on

cons of having a vagina

  • your underwear knows youre turned on and so do you for the rest of the day
  • you have to use a mirror when you think something is wrong with it
  • chunks of your uterus coming out
  • bleeding
  • more bleeding
  • CRAMPS
  • when you think youre done bleeding but youre not