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Jon | 29 | he/they | half black half mexican | im hot and funny, the total package

Fast X (2023) Review

this is the first Fast & Furious movie i've ever seen,, holy shit. this movie was almost non-stop action and i kinda loved it. Jason Momoa is perhaps the best movie villain of the year. at one point Pete Davidson was there. everything blew up. every time they cut to a close-up of Vin Diesel trying to emote it made me laugh. i was never bored for a second. great movie

7/10 vroom vroom

I Think You Should Leave season 3 comes out in 2 weeks but they haven’t given us a single trailer yet pls Tim i am starving

Book Club: The Next Chapter (2023) Review

what do you want from me? it’s 4 older women going to Italy and having fun/drinking wine, i kinda loved it. humor is cheesy and the whole thing looks cheap (they shot on location but it still feels like so many shots were green-screened) but I still enjoyed it for what it was. Make sure to go on a discount day when the theater is packed with older ladies, you’ll have a blast

7/10 mambo italiano

BlackBerry (2023) Review

This summer, you WILL believe a movie about the BlackBerry can entertain you.

Seriously, this was a mighty fine movie with career-high performances from both Glenn Howerton & Jay Baruchel. It was funny & engaging, with just dynamic directing from Matt Johnson. Also, SungWon Cho is in this! He’s from the internet and he’s in this movie! I think that’s cool

8/10 can you hear me now

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Fool’s Paradise (2023) Review

You know I had to go see the Charlie Day Silent Movie, and it was okay! Charlie himself was incredible in the role, and I found the entire thing pretty darn funny! The cast is stacked, not only with his It’s Always Sunny pals, but also Jason Sudeikis & Jason Bateman, his Horrible Bosses co-stars!

However, the plot was a bit uneven at parts. I wasn’t quite sure what Charlie was trying to say about Hollywood in certain scenes. But I certainly liked it better than Babylon! And also I’m glad Cocaine Bear isn’t the last movie that Ray Liotta will ever be in, I didn’t wanna say it at the time but that would’ve been a real downer ending for his film career/legacy

7/10 latte pronto

Fool’s Paradise (2023) Review

You know I had to go see the Charlie Day Silent Movie, and it was okay! Charlie himself was incredible in the role, and I found the entire thing pretty darn funny! The cast is stacked, not only with his It’s Always Sunny pals, but also Jason Sudeikis & Jason Bateman, his Horrible Bosses co-stars!

However, the plot was a bit uneven at parts. I wasn’t quite sure what Charlie was trying to say about Hollywood in certain scenes. But I certainly liked it better than Babylon! And also I’m glad Cocaine Bear isn’t the last movie that Ray Liotta will ever be in, I didn’t wanna say it at the time but that would’ve been a real downer ending for his film career/legacy

7/10 latte pronto

please watch & donate to Jon Sudano’s gofundme if you can. this guy has made some really funny meme videos in the past and now he needs our help

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 (2023) Review

every time i see a marvel movie i inadvertently take at least one micronap, and yet i still go see them in the theater every time. naps in the theater are fun. anyway this was was good! i liked the humor, i liked Rocket’s storyline. they really weren’t afraid to *go there* and i think this is an overall good sendoff for the Guardians

8/10 no sleep til brooklyn

Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023) Review

i saw this last month but i loved it so much i have to share what i thought with y’all

i loved it! you don’t have to have any knowledge of D&D to enjoy this flick, they explain all the important stuff for you and the rest is smooth sailing. great plot, great performances, bananas-impressive special effects, including really creative & fun practical effects. to quote harry styles, this movie feels like a movie

9/10 nerds are cool sometimes