gaƴ ɓoi

The Blues Brothers (1980)

Don’t hit Nazis with your fist

HIT THEM WITH YOUR CAR

Again, just so everyone knows where this blog stands

Saying this again if anyone missed it.

If anyone asks, you simply did not see them

LET’S FUCKING GOOOOO

"Some cocks can't be un-sucked. But what if I told you..." [I place a large ancient book covered in runes on the desk between us] "...some could?"

An obsidian mirror found at Catalhoyuk, 8,000 years old

“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

come on now

me, a french smuggler: sacre bleu! it is le jerquer

OP will be hunted for sport if the asker ever changes their name

OH FUCK

The goblin meets your eyes and nods in agreement, unable to believe this shit either.

Euripides (Tr. Anne Carson) / @wholeheartedsuggestions / Jenny Slate / Euripides again

Some ya’ll who are younger need to google Frank Serpico and read about his time in the NYPD and what the cops did to him and attempted to do to him up until the late 90′s. He literally had to go into hiding in Italy and Switzerland and multiple times people tried to kill him. He only came back to America after the mafia (who hated the NYPD a lot, obviously) said “you’re under our protection.”

Damn, NYPD is so bad, Mafia started protecting good cops

Map of Native American etymologies for “horse”. There were no horses in the Americas before the colonists arrived. Native Americans quickly developed new words for this strange animal, often associating them with dogs, their one other domestic animal before contact with Europe.

@coyotecure your tags have me cackling omfg

Mystery dog…

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE

The Spanish: Look at this animal we brought with us.

Native Americans: oh that’s a uh. Weird fucking dog you got there.

#MistatimIsTheElongatedVersionOfMr.T

WAIT

I just found the funniest fucking thingGGGGG it’s a website where you make fake simpsons synopsises and compile screenshots from the show that fit the plot, which is simple enough but this is the first one I found

he just fucking murders homer gay rights

op how could you not add this one

my fave is the one where homer realises they’re trans