it's time to leave this awful place

I put on the maid outfit and I make your house messier

outfit all summer

YOURE TELLING ME THAT BEEF’S STROKIN OFF?!?!

uhhh your honour please let the record show that the defendant won't stop making jerk off gestures every time i get up to talk. well no he is because i can hear his handcuffs jingling when he does it. your honour can you get him to stop please

the next big Marvel villain is gonna be named “Killworker” or something and his catchphrase is gonna be “workers of the world unite, we have nothing to lose but our chains” and he’s gonna slit a child’s throat as he says it

bioshock infinite already did this

bro is it parasocial to experience art

kinda miss social media in 2012 where the concept of an influencer didn’t exist and everyone was using instagram’s premade filters and posting pictures of random shit like a handful of skittles or an overexposed sunset... those were the days

this is a fun joke but seriously, remember when going online actually felt like hanging out with your friends? and not like gazing into a crushing void?

For a series that takes place in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, Fallout has a weird lack of amputee/prosthetic-using characters. There’s Proctor Ingram in Fallout 4, and … that’s it? I can’t think of a single other. Give Us More Prosthetics In Fallout. 

i don’t want any more games from bioware until i know definitively that the developers are working in a happy healthy work environment

the knowledge that my favorite games were made by people who were under such enormous pressure that they needed to take multiple month long stress leaves because they couldn’t handle the development process is horrifying and frankly, pisses me off

i have been a bioware apologist for too long. no matter how much i loved andromeda, i can’t support bioware’s future until things have changed. developers livelihoods matter more than the bioware brand. because bioware means nothing without those devs.

- Aoko Matsuda

california? you mean the place in the red hot chili peppers songs? you know that’s not real right?

I love you KH fans dearly but how do you guys not lose your shit daily when you see disney characters dropping lines like this at bishie anime characters

Heathers (1988) // It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2009)