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"that is a girl song dose that make them gay??"

@jonatgan-official / jonatgan-official.tumblr.com

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they gotta do more ambitious mimics in games i think. say you finally come across a city after days of wandering through the wilderness. you go in to resupply but you notice it’s not on your maps and the roads around it don’t connect to anything. whole city comes out of the ground and starts trying to eat you. that’s a mimic

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Like genuinely it is unquantifiably fucked up insane horror how many times the U.S. government has deliberately created fascist dictatorships and enabled genocides and funded terrorism all over the world in order to just weaken other nations or force them to depend on our own military for help, and how this isn’t a conspiracy theory but openly available public information, but neither right wing nor left wing journalism breathes a word about it and there’s no ongoing outrage or backlash against it from within this country nor is it discussed in most public education settings. It only ever gets addressed at all by independent authors, comedians, cartoonists and bloggers. It gets passed around in clickbait articles as Fucked Up History Trivia though it still continues even now and the aftermath of even the earliest cases is still killing and oppressing people. There are entire generations of multiple countries growing up in poverty and misery because of Henry Kissinger alone.

[TRANSCRIPT:

Mafia dude: BOSS! We found out who the mole is! It’s polyamorous Tony.

Mafia leader: that rat fuck! I want him dead! I want his wife dead! I want his wife dead! I want his wife dead! I want his wi-

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blorx

Why are the memes for breaking bad so much better than the actual show?

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amygdalan-arm

This is literally an exchange from the actual show

just did a background check that made me list every address i've lived at as an adult. i have lived a lot of places (like a dozen different addresses) so i had to piece together where i've lived over the years from my saved addresses on dominos.com. not my proudest moment tbh

did not anticipate lawyers being the target audience for this post lol

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gen z teenager tweeting "justin bieber is gay" and unknowingly activating ancient mechanisms, making secret network of radiotower pylon ruins built by the 9GAG admins during the obama administration rise out of the ground

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these new bots are NOT OK. Them having actual tumblr names is giving me psychic damage. I feel like curling up in a corner and crying.

yesterday "remainingforefinger" followed me and the fact that this ISN'T a nonbinary autist from Poland who works as a dentist's assistant, but A BOT, makes me want to SCREAM.

Pour one out for this choice bot url