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time for a little controversy...

@jolys / jolys.tumblr.com

hi im elle & this blog is just aesthetic + overwatch

the only sexy shakespeare characters are lady macbeth, mercutio, and puck. those are the only characters i’d get down and dirty with

i’m not calling horatio ugly. he’s not sexy, he’s just a very polite gay man. he possesses a very gentle breed of handsomeness. send tweet

this is allowed to get notes but if ANY of you insist that hamlet is sexy i’ll flip my lid

Yall are like “I’m baby I’m baby” because you can’t control your sensitivity and emotions due to bad habits you developed during your teens on bpd tumblr and then see an actual baby crying in the theater while you’re watching frozen 2 because you kin elsa to cope and suddenly yall don’t like babies anymore? ok googoo gaga

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Omg

Of course we can’t handle distressed babies because we ARE the distressed babies and we need adults

You’re not a distressed baby you’re an adult who writes incest fanfiction

Tumblr really has the best PvP of any social media

this is why I won’t delete

i took his chair and he’s been staring at me for more than 10 minutes

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for a hot second there I thought “he” was that bearded doll thing perched on the stairs and ngl I nearly pissed myself

A portion of Anna Schuleit’s Installation of 28,000 Flowers inside the Massachusetts Mental Health Center

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Americans be like: My grandpa 😠😠😠 served in the Korean War 😠😠😠 and killed 9 people 😠😠😠 to fund his college degree in clownery 😠😠😠 Respect him or leave the country 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

That’s a super light story huh? My great grandfather got killed in action from a land mine to protect this country. If you don’t wanna respect the history or stand for a national anthem😁then leave to your peaceful home and fuck right off

How did your great grandpa stepping on a landmine protect this country

consideration for top ten posts of the decade???

nobody talk to me, thinking about the poetic eroticism of mushroom omelette with chives

wish i had what reynolds woodcock has