why does this have 305 citations? is this normal
the bug’s really good btw
what is going On here.
"i just don't like masculine women" literally i'm so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon
The YouTube content creator community was wracked by macabre tragedy this morning after Amelia Bedelia was instructed to hang streamers for a six year old’s birthday party
any of you ever wonder what gollum would look like in a yaoi
yes you have. here:
Stop that
do you hate men’s love
fuck all romance except whatever the fuck that depressed horny vampire and that weird angry priest from hellsing had going on
Jersey Mikes doesn’t sell meatball subs
6 word horror story
I'm back from work youll never believe what happened
there was fucking cusomer
you can instantly make a cool female character if you just take any stereotypically masculine character type and make him a butch lady. easiest trick in the book. you can try this at home
im not talking even about broad scale archetypes like Action Hero. those are cool don't get me wrong but if you take more specific stock characters such as "cartoonish mob boss" or "gentleman detective" or "elderly mad scientist" then you have an instant hit on your hands. lesbians WILL love you forever and you WILL be the most interesting person around
(dusts this thing off) hey,
why do US military bootboys walk around in public in their cringe costumes all the time
everybody at this gas station MUST clap and cheer for the special boy on his big day out
ppl "there are no ethical billionaires"-ing Kaiba is kinda true and funny, but also he's a 15-year-old who stole a war criminal's fortune so he could 1) dismantle the military industrial complex and 2) Make Fortnite Real
all the kaibacorp employees would be like “can we have a good wage and benefits” and he would be like yeah sure okay whatever because he’s too busy building an entire theme park specially designed to kill one specific kid over a children’s card game
interviewer: Mr. Wayne, have you heard of the popular internet jokes about you dating Batman?
bruce wayne: Yes I have heard of them, but if I were going to date any superhero it'd be Superman and not an overdramatic furry
#clark kent suddenly there breathless: Mr. Wayne could you elaborate on your desire to date superman?











