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I HATE FLYING

@jolyfis / jolyfis.tumblr.com

joly!! mediocre artist who says 'dude' a lot. doesn't actually hate flying. they/them pls reblogs/fandom/total misc sideblog @shouldermounteddogcannon ! now with one hundred percent more art tag! testimonials my dogs are very important look at them there were doofy emoticons here but rip i guess :(

The YouTube content creator community was wracked by macabre tragedy this morning after Amelia Bedelia was instructed to hang streamers for a six year old’s birthday party

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Nobody talks about the termites killed by anteaters...... it's right there in the name. ANT eaters. No one even cares that they eat more termites than ants. There's a stigma

STIGMA CLAWS IN YOUR NEST

you can instantly make a cool female character if you just take any stereotypically masculine character type and make him a butch lady. easiest trick in the book. you can try this at home

im not talking even about broad scale archetypes like Action Hero. those are cool don't get me wrong but if you take more specific stock characters such as "cartoonish mob boss" or "gentleman detective" or "elderly mad scientist" then you have an instant hit on your hands. lesbians WILL love you forever and you WILL be the most interesting person around

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FAKEMONS: this pokemon has to be based on some kind of cultural aspect of the real life location this region is based on.
POKEMON: none of the three times we introduced a mime pokemon were in france. that’s where we put the luchador pokemon.
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ppl "there are no ethical billionaires"-ing Kaiba is kinda true and funny, but also he's a 15-year-old who stole a war criminal's fortune so he could 1) dismantle the military industrial complex and 2) Make Fortnite Real

all the kaibacorp employees would be like “can we have a good wage and benefits” and he would be like yeah sure okay whatever because he’s too busy building an entire theme park specially designed to kill one specific kid over a children’s card game