First thing I saw when I opened Twitter (x)

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I will never cease to be amazed by the amount of crap straight women will tolerate from men.

on cats

pros of being made of liquid:

get place

reloxing

armour

cons of being made of liquid:

DISOPEAR INTO THE ABYSS

me: oh damn she cute, imma follow her and never talk to her.

non-gendered alternative to ‘welcome ladies and gentlemen’

Lesson 1: don’t talk to the children during nap time. 

Date a girl who says "bless you" to dogs when they sneeze.

self care is creating a life you don’t routinely have to escape from

I’ve never been so satisfied watching a bearded dragon eat blueberries. 12/10 must watch!

Everything in life is better now

no one eats blueberries faster…

She was so proud of her leaf.

couture

No animal should be allowed to be this round

Friend goals

i love

When cats stretch and spread their little toebeans out, reblog if you agree

@mimmitrott