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@jojothesplatoonnerd

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Anonymous asked:

Me: oh no, Spyke is so sickly and malnourished, I hope he gets better

Also me when Spyke wears a dress shirt, tie, slacks and form-fitting vest that highlights his hourglassed waist and telephone pole legs: howler monkey screeching.mp3

(and I must say, you drawing him in a crop top immediately after that is not helping matters. He cannot not slay, no matter how Skellington-esque. Who tf is tailoring his clothes though, dude has the measurements of a flagpole fr and I know his ass ain't fitting into no off-the-rack suit in an Inkling-majority town)

god gives his most slutty waists to his most pathetic men i'm afraid...

also, i'd think in the splatoon world tailors are more accessible...considering the vast amount of species.

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Anonymous asked:

what are your thoughts on raian? i’m very interested in them (mostly because of the fact that they’re a species of octopus but they aren’t considered an octoling)

i really love them (i use they and he for raian interchangeably oops)

im always fasinated with cirrate octopuses or cehplopods as splatoon characters because of their strange classifications. while raian isn't an octoling, they're something..similar? adjacent? anyway, my personal headcanon is that raian is from the deep sea metro area (or as i like to call it the deep sea city, because obviously, people live down there, right?) they had to be properly acclimated to the surface overtime, but are doing much better now. how they got out is a mystery.

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