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Fuck Me Gently With A Chainsaw

@jojops22-blog

Bruce: Harvard professor says that one should eat only six fries per serving.
Loki:
Loki: I don’t need this kind of negativity in my life.
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Harry Potter characters as John Mulaney quotes

Harry:

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Ron:

Hermione:

Ginny:

Neville:

Luna:

Draco:

Fred and George Weasley:

Voldemort:

Mad-Eye Moody:

All image credit to the creators of the gifs and screenshots, because I sure didn’t make them.

Everybody wants a happy ending, right? But it doesn’t always roll that way. Maybe this time. I’m hoping if you play this back… it’s in celebration. I hope families are reunited. I hope we get it back, in somewhat like a normal version of the planet has been restored, if there ever was such a thing.
God, what a world. Universe now. If you told me 10 years ago that we weren’t alone, let alone you know to this extent… I mean, I wouldn’t have been surprised. But come on, you know. That epic forces of darkness and light that have come into play. And for better or worse, that’s the reality Morgan’s going to find a way to grow up in. So I found a private area to record a little greeting in case of an untimely death on my part. Not that death at any time is ever timely.
This time travel thing that we are going to pull off tomorrow… it’s got me scratching my head about the survivability of all this. But then again that’s the hero gig. Part of the journey is the end. What am I tripping for? Everything is going to work out exactly the way it’s supposed to.
I love you 3000.