JOJO-LICIOUS

@jojo-licious

May the Aztec Fitness Gods bless this blog with swole JoJokes and all the gains ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ Wheymen.

theyre called stand users bc they use complex and improbable stances to confuse and defeat their enemies

believe it or not this man is telling a story 

being jotaro kujo must have been insane. you are 17 years old. one day you wake up and a purple ghost is haunting you. all it does is punch people and get you beer. you lock yourself into jail. all the prisoners are scared of you. your xenophobic american grandpa shows up with his psychic egyptian friend and tells you you need to kill your bisexual vampire half-great-grunkle. suddenly, you're on the worst road trip in the history of mankind with a frenchman, a dog, an autistic nerd, a psychic, and your xenophobic grandpa with a metal hand. you have to fight an orangutan, a baby, a falcon, and the sun, all in the span of 60 days. all of your friends die

That all sounds pretty bizarre.

Actually one of your friends survives but his soul gets swapped with a turtle when he was in Italy helping your 19 year old great uncle kill a he/him that's literally two dudes

Also the whole “road trip” part happens only because your xenophobic grandpa crashes the plain you were one.

For the second time in his life.

During the first plane crash he allied himself with a Nazi cyborg to fight a primordial Aztec vampire god of fitness, who only recently became the perfect life form.

You call me gay I

I hate this fucking gif so much because no matter how much I look at it this guy will never get hit. he will keep on making this gay pose. I hate this guy so much. Basically I feel like that guy on the right looking at him with so much hatred in his eyes (except my fashion sense is a little better than that)

okay rohan