It’s Barbie month.
Today I made apple cinnamon pie and strawberry juice! And you know what? I think he doesn't care where the apples are!! He's just enjoying himself bwhaha
Your First Valentine's Day Together {Pt. 2}
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This one includes the creeps the other one was missing.
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Creepypasta Head-Canons
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GN/Reader
Warnings: None
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Trenderman
- Expect to receive a full bouquet of red roses and a specially tailored dress/suit just for you in your favorite design/color. Will take you to a beautiful underworld restaurant in your new dress/suit and order you the finest wine.
- "Only the best for you, Y/N." "Awww..."
Splendorman
- This is a special SPECIAL occasion! He gets to celebrate his love for you! He arranges an extra special tea party just for the two of you, expect tons of heart shaped treats, cuddles, praise and kisses! You're just the cutest thing ever to him!
- "Splendyyyy! I love it!" "And I love YOU my little flower!"
Jason The Toymaker
- He's not new to the concept of Valentine's day but has never had any reason to celebrate before. Will most likely give you an extra special teddy bear made with love, this teddy will certainly watch over you whenever Jason is busy! Also will give you a nice private little coffee/tea date. (Jason is one of the more possessive ones)
- "I'll never leave you, Y/N. You're mine." "Thanks, Jason."
The Dollmaker
- He's often pretty quiet and a little distant but still loves you and looks forward to spending time with you. His gift is a bit creepy but I promise he means well, however the doll that looks suspiciously like you that's now sitting on your shelf still gives you the creeps. At least he's letting you hang out with him while he works today.
- "So... This is your office?" "...."
Kagekao
- Ah yes, that familiar demonic cackling fills your ears. He's quite an openly affectionate partner and is beyond excited that you wanted to celebrate Valentine's with him. You two have a nice little date with wine and then cuddle up to drunkenly watch some horror movies. And in typical Kagekao fashion he teases you everytime you flinch.
- "Kekeke~ Don't tell me this scares you, Y/N~ You're with a demon~" "Shut up... I'm not scared."
X-Virus
- He doesn't really understand the point in giving you flowers that will only wilt and die, therefore he gives you a whole ass house plant. That way you two can care for it together as plant parents. Aside from the house plant you have a fun little date where you assist him with experiments- and by assist I mean you stand far away while he wreaks havoc and support him lovingly at a distance.
- "Isn't this cool, Y/N?" "Yeah! Really cool!"
Suicide Sadie
- She absolutely adores you and hopes to make the day as lovely as possible. Taking you to a beautiful little lake in the woods, where you can spend your day chatting, swimming and hanging out under the big blue sky. She gives you a pretty rock she found at the bottom of the lake.
- "Here, darling. This reminded me of you." "Thank you so much! I love it!"
Roadwalker
- Her idea of a nice romantic date is taking you on a long hike through the woods, just talking and admiring nature. Taking in all the scenery she surprises you with a puppy. What could be a better gift than a sweet little bundle of joy?
- "Is that- is that a puppy?!?" "Sure is, Y/N! I was hoping we could raise it together."
Scarecrow Girl
- She's super nervous about Valentine's Day, hesitantly giving you a bouquet of half dead flowers and... Grass? Well, she's doing her best. It's heart warming how shy she is about asking you if you'd watch a movie with her. How can you say no?
- "Well.... What about that new romance movie...?" "That sounds great."
Vicky Genocidal
- Brings you a box of assorted chocolates and a heart shaped pin. She takes you on an exciting date at a festival that set up in the nearby town, wearing disguises you two ride all the rides, play a bunch of games where she wins you a ton of prizes, buy a bunch of snacks and end off the day with a ride on the creaky little ferris wheel. It's not overly romantic but it's still nice when she kisses you.
- "Did ya like it?" "No.... I loved it."
Hannah The Killer
- Joyfully drags you along with her, little to no explanation, to a theme park. Not that you're complaining. She tries to win you prizes but sadly sucks at the rigged games, getting pretty pissed off- however you're luckily able to calm her down with some popcorn. You spend the rest of the date having snacks and riding rollercoasters.
- "We should do this again sometime, Y/N." "Yeah but next time let's avoid the prize booths."
Candy Pop
- Ah Yes- a date with an over excited demonic jester man. He doesn't go for chocolates instead offering you a box of assorted lollipops, and puts on his own private little comedy show for you in your room. It's quite endearing and ends in cuddles.
- "I love making you laugh." "Thanks, Candy."
April Fools
- She treats the day as more of the perfect opportunity to go on a pranking spree! So your date with her is just you guys going around and screwing up everybody else's Valentine's Day. It's fun to get into some mischief though! That is till Jeff figures out you're the ones who put hot sauce in his protein bar-
- "Best date ever!!!!" "Yeah! We should keep running though Jeff is catching up!"
Zero
- Decides the best date idea is to have a lazy day, it's just you two laid in bed doing absolutely nothing the whole day. There is nothing she'd rather do than just be with you.
- "I have to pee." "Me too."
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Anonymous asked:
hellooo! I was wondering if I could request general headcanons with laughing Jack and candy pop?
LJ and Candy Pop Headcanons
Laughing Jack
- Bro is MONSTROUSLY tall. he’s 7’4 and he has to bend down when walking through doors. It ain’t even funny tbh he towers over everyone and must have some brains cells fall out from the ceiling hitting his head
- He mainly chills in the carnival/circus area of the mansion where there are tall rooms ✌️ (i have a lot of headcanons on the Slender mansion itself and Slendermans magic, if u ask me for headcanons on him… i will go on for days)
- VERY DEEP VOICE
- CORPSE LEVEL VOICE. PERIOD.
- He’s in his 400s, one of the oldest creeps however the biggest menace, age does not bring maturity (refer to Candy Pop for further proof, impressively immature)
- LJ doesn’t mind any pronouns tbh, he just doesn’t care however he presents as a male so he mainly gets called as such. It may raise an eyebrow if you referred to LJ as a woman but he either won’t give a s*bleep*t or laugh
- LJ doesn’t feel threatened by threats or people actually trying to hurt him however he has a set few triggers which make him go complete defensive mode and aggressive. Towering over him, he isn’t used to it as he is extremely tall however say he was sitting down and someone was standing over him and talking down to him… suddenly he is extremely alert and ready to strangle that person to death
- But yea unless triggered he isn’t actually that aggressive, more of just cunning and rude. He tends to mock and embarrass people that try purposefully p*bleep*ing them off
- He likes to make sweets for his friends <3 however he has accidentally poisoned them on many occasions 😄 (LJ is the reason Jason no longer eats sweets)
❥ Candy Pop
- Candy Pop is 6’11 however he has the ability to change some physical features at will but he is 6’11
- He’s always off in his own world / daydreaming; his attention is always else where.
- Nathan and Pop are always talking or texting, Nathan is basically his platonic husband at this point ngl
- Candy Pop can do basically everything in the circus industry however his favourite/speciality is acrobatics and magic tricks
- Jason and Candy talk the most sh-t together it’s unbelievable, they’re that work duo that just sh-ts on all of their co workers at any moment they can.
- For being over a thousand years old, most immature being ever. He has year 5 humour and still laughs at fart jokes also Candy Pop will make a s-x joke at any opportunity
- Candy Pop can go from very warm hearted and genuine seeming to condescending and mean fairly quickly, this is because of Night Terrors
- Whenever he breaks his mallet or anything, before he even thinks to just fix it himself, he goes running to Jason lol. Jason gets so annoyed because Candy is definitely doing it on purpose to get him away from work lmao
- Sometimes he just randomly slams his hammer on the ground to get everyone’s attention… just to go back about his day not saying or doing anything, ignoring the massive disturbance he just made
- He’s just in a silly goofy mood <3
Anonymous asked:
Hey could we get some general headcanons about Splendor, Candy Pop and Jason? ^^
Ah yes, the best boys <333
Thank you for requesting!
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Splendor
- He, along with the rest of his species, dont really have genders, so most of the time he just rolls with whatever people refer to him as. In his mansion, he's actually known as "Mother" due to his motherly nature with his children
- He's also aroace (though that wouldnt apply to x reader fics)
- He's the second youngest of all his brothers
- He generally tries to look like a clown (hence why he has a smiling face complete with eyes and his brothers don't) that way children don't feel scared around him
- He's truly great with everyone, not just kids
- He has his own mansion, but instead of angsty emos, his house is more of a safe space for all of the unwanted or unhappy children
- 9'6" so very tall
- I imagine his voice to sound like a mixture of Sundrop and Cheese sandwich
- He smells familiar, no specific scent, just something you know you've smelt before but can't quite place your finger on
- He visits Slender at his mansion the most, usually bringing candies for everyone
- He's become known as "That guy with the face and full snickers bars" around Slender's mansion
- He doesnt tend to go into the mortal realm too often, but when he does it's when he senses a troubled soul in need of immediate help
- And when he does have those senses, he usually brings them back into his mansion in the underworld, giving them all the hospitality and comfort they could ever desire
- Splendorman is an oddball, that's for sure
- I also like to imagine he says weird things sometimes, just to throw people off guard
- "Beware the men with the tilted hats....they arent worth it"
- He likes rick and morty, but doesn't actually watch the show he just likes the colors
- His favorite meal is octopus tentacles
Candypop
- Bro doesn't know what they are
- They don't really have a gender either, so most of the time he just identifies as male or non binary
- He's also into men (again, doesnt necessarily apply to x reader)
- They usually aren't seen a lot around slender's mansion, mostly because they, Lj and Jason tend to hang out in the uppermost level of the mansion and giggle around like the chaotic neutrals they are <3
- They absolutely order starbucks, bribe another creep to bring it up to them, and then gossip with each other about all of the other creeps
- Most of the time they spare their dear friend who brought up their orders though. They arent horrible, now
- They smell like literal musk and jolly ranchers 💀
- It's very upsetting
- He likes to just bang his hammer mallet thingy against the wall for absolutely no reason
- They're like 8'11"
- He gets a kick out of seeing people jump from the BOOM
- Their face doesn't actually look like how it is seen in pictures, most of that is actually makeup
- The only natural things is their skin tone, their sharp teeth, and their hair and eye colors
- They have a very deep chainsmokers voice
- Sorry, I don't make the rules
- They unironically listen to one direction and 5 seconds of summer on full blast
- "BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE"
- Lj definitely had to bang on their wall a few times with his fist just to get them to shut up a few times
- The only times he is seen around the mansion, hes normally sliding around the hardfloor on socks, avoiding everyone as best they can because lord knows if someone actually spoke to them theyd just evaporate, never to be seen again
Jason the Toymaker
- When he first manifested in this world, he was mostly just trying to look human so he could get away with inhabiting this place
- So he identifies as "male" and has traditional male anatomy
- He is interested in anyone romantically speaking, but does have a fem lean (doesn't apply to x reader)
- He has the dantiest little hands <3
- 6'2", so he's definetly not the tallest creep. but he's up there
- His fingers are long and slender, as well as long nails that help him with sewing
- His skin is really smooth
- And his hair is really well taken care of
- He just has the best self care in general
- He's always working on some project, wether that be making a doll, or sewing a fancy tea party dress for sally that she absolutely needed, his hands are always busy
- He can get frustrated very easily though, and thats kind of a bummer
- He doesn't have anger issues necessarily, but he's very sensetive and emotional, so anything said to him might tick him off into a stream of tears or a flurry of rage
- He's normally one of the only ones to actually clean around the house
- His hair color depends on his mood
- For example, if hes really upset, his hair is black, his true form is white, and he actually uses a spell to keep his hair red the rest of the time
- He's that one friend
- You know the one
- The nice one?
- Yeah that's him
- He smells like old fabrics and dust
- But sometimes if he's feeling ✨ spicy ✨ he'll wear some sweet smelling perfume
- Never cologne, he doesnt like how harsh it smells
- He likes to watch cartoons with sally, and sing with sally
- He's simply wonderful <3
When your pretentious nerd ocs dress barbiecore and your himbo ocs dress alt... (and yes these are their post-comic designs bc they aren't old enough to see oppenheimer in the comic)
The double feature of the century (Photoshop by Steve Reeves)
Oppenheimer, which was tracking to open to much smaller audiences than Barbie, has been very successful in piggybacking off of Barbie as a double feature.
This is Ken behavior
