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luckydreaming

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

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onceuponakhaleesi

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…
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jamesbleach

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

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usedtobehmc

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

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coffeeandcursewords

This post is immaculate

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

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strampunch

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

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combthecombel

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

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verityglasses

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

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fairytail-angel

This is one of my favourite things to look at

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strampunch

holy shit this stuff is back

The Gravity Falls one though

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

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drinklust

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

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poryqon

“When the weather gets cold in a few months you will complain about it then, so enjoy this heat” I will bitch about it now, I will bitch about it then, I will bitch about everything there is ever to bitch about, because guess what, Im a bitch

I feel like this needs to be Seussified. 

I will bitch about heat.  I will bitch about cold.  I will bitch about sunshine, and about growing old.  I will bitch about everything, inside and out. You will find there is nothing I can’t bitch about. 

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butterflyinthewell

I’m laughing so hard at this post right now omg.

Perfection.

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sleek-siren

I love it

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Compassion hurts. When you feel connected to everything, you also feel responsible for everything. And you cannot turn away. Your destiny is bound with the destinies of others. You must either learn to carry the Universe or be crushed by it. You must grow strong enough to love the world, yet empty enough to sit down at the same table with its worst horrors.

Andrew Boyd, Daily Afflictions: The Agony of Being Connected to Everything in the Universe  (via wordsnquotes)

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Human relationships are strange. I mean, you are with one person a while, eating and sleeping and living with them, loving them, talking to them, going places together, and then it stops

Charles Bukowski (via a-merican-psycho)

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“i’ll be speaking with my lawyer” is the adult version of saying “im telling mom”

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twoworldss-onefamily

you are my sunshine

my only sunshine

you make me happy

when skies are gray

you’ll never know dear

how much i love you

please dont take

my sunshine away

this is the most beautiful post i have ever seen I’m my life

This makes me a happy Irish man

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One day I decided that I was beautiful, and so I carried out my life as if I was a beautiful girl. I wear colors that I really like, I wear makeup that makes me feel pretty, and it really helps. It doesn’t have anything to do with how the world perceives you. What matters is what you see. Your body is your temple, it’s your home, and you must decorate it.

Gabourey Sidibe (via wordsnquotes)

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funnystories

funny story

so when my brother was pretty young, like 3 or 4, my mom was teaching him about body parts, and it was Christmas break. my step-dad’s super conservative parents were over, since it was only a few days until Christmas. I remember my dad had been doing the “got your nose” trick to my brother, him thinking that it was obviously fucking hilarious. so when we were all gathered in the living room, probably watching tv or something, my brother runs in and yells “GOT YOUR PENISSSSS” while furiously grabbing at my grandpa’s crotch. they left before Christmas.

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me: *does weird things when home alone*
me: I bet there's hidden cameras