we look good in pink and blue, you love me... maybe its true. u say baby how are you, im ok how about you

haters will put a sheet over your cage to try to make you think it's bedtime

Sire, the woodland gnomes have pledged 10 apples to our cause

my weed guy doesnt even have weed anymore, just hasselback potatoes. i cannot stand this fucking place

theyre feeding me good at michaels

Hey

Hi Horace, what have you been doing this winter?

Mud

Legit the scariest stream I've ever seen

Salmon when they narrowly escape a bear ^

can we normalize doing 4 shots & a blunt then sucking balls and all

Please hurry

Someone: Sheesh that's a lot of cigarettes

Me: Well *smiles warmly and rests my hand on my tummy* I am smoking for two right now ☺

🔍 best dps build nintendogs 🔍 top 10 best early game weapons in nintendogs+cats for the 3ds 🔍 how to unlock best nintendog video 🔍 nintendogs secret ending explained

ohhhhhh boycott. i thought you guys were talking about boycunt. yeah. no yeah i'll still see you on the picket line it's just,. sigh......

i dont mind when people are annoying online bc i remember back when i was 14 and so annoying online and its fun to be young and not know how to act we've all been there. Checks bio. oh theyre older than me

Do Not Send Me E Mails And All That Other E Shit

since we're all talking abt newcomers and stuff, when did you guys first join tumblr

for me it was back in like 2014 (i think) when i was in my twenty one pilots phase and didnt know how tumblr worked but i saw funny memes of it on facebook

i then tried to make a #inspirational quotes from animes and cartoons account where i just yoinked stuff from google images lmfao

One thing I miss about porn Tumblr is seeing extremely specific fetish porn caps completely out of context.

Shit like this. The sheer density of implied narrative. There's so much happening in these three lines of text. The best ones implied a whole complex world that you knew the author was been sexually obsessed with for years. I feel like an archaeologist.

Introducing: Community Labels

As you know, art and artists make Tumblr what it is. We want everyone on Tumblr to be able to fully express themselves while also having control over what they encounter on their dashboards. That’s why we’re introducing Community Labels, an extension to your “Content you see” settings. Our ultimate goal is to create a more open Tumblr, and this is our first step in that direction. 

As a poster and reblogger, Community Labels are your way to help your followers avoid anything they’d rather not come across on their dashboards.

As a follower, setting your content preferences is a way to adjust your feed to your own comfort levels. 

How does it work?

When creating new posts (or editing old posts), you’ll see controls allowing you to label your post as unsuitable for those filtering certain content types it contains. 

When content is labeled, it will either be hidden, blurred, or displayed normally, based on each user’s preferences.

In your “Content you see” settings, you can now choose to show, blur, or hide content that depicts the following topics:

Some examples of content that would require a community label:

This doesn’t change our content policies: spam, hate content, and porn bots are still not welcome in the community. It’s also still important that we abide by app store rules, which means we need to make sure that mature content is only accessible to people who are old enough and have opted in to view that type of content. More information about Community Labels is available in the Help Center.

This is an opportunity to work towards a richer, more nuanced Tumblr experience while making sure everyone who enjoys using Tumblr can do so safely. That future we mentioned above? We’re already moving towards it.

Every reblog removes one HP from the queen

i cant wait until she actually dies and everyone freaks out saying the final reblog did the last hit

This is so fun its just like Jenga