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Hi I'm Sarah and I love painting nerdy things Art

I can't believe it's already 2017

Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this

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They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme

No no no lol please don’t

Forever reblog until 2017

O my god no

i cant stop laughing 

until 2017

only 3 more years.

I already added this to my queue, I don’t even know if i’ll still be on tumblr then

teacher: please read the introduction to your WWII essay
me: best friends since childhood, Bucky Barnes and Steven Rogers were inseparable on both schoolyard and battlefield

The fact that no time travelers have appeared to stop Donald Trump yet suggests one of two things: either he doesn’t win the election or he does and the entire world ends.

Or Ted Cruz was the time traveller, and his participation in the race is part of a stable time loop which leads to Trump becoming President

Ted Cruz’s uncanny behavior and appearance are actually because he is an alien investigating the exact reasons why Earth became a charred cinder in galactic federation year 20967234. He dropped out when he realized the answer and is now making arrangements to be beamed away before it is too late.

unfortunately due to a mishap during the beaming process he is sent to 1960’s northern california and is driven mad and thus becomes the zodiac killer

which we all gave him the idea for in the first place

case closed everyone hit the showers

Beginning of Infinity War.

Laura Barton: WHERE HAVE. YOU. BEEN?! (Natasha! How wonderful to see you dear) BED EMPTY. NO NOTE. BOW AND ARROWS GONE. YOU COULD HAVE DIED! WE WERE MEANT TO GO WATERSKIIING. (Of course, I don't blame you, Natasha dear)

people on this site are fucking weak

all i have to do is say ‘bucky barnes’ and about a dozen of you will just start crying

I started tearing up, I don’t know about you

I’m crying & ready to fight

 I’ve always wanted to play this character and when I found out that they were recasting the role I rang up my agent and I said ‘Listen, just get me a self-tape. Just please let me send off something so that they can see me, I don’t know—I know it’ll never happen!’ And he said ‘They’ve actually requested to see you’ which was like music to my ears and um, yeah, it kind of just went from there really and I was just so lucky really. - Tom Holland

Source: darevdevil