i love you moles i love you freckles i love you buck teeth i love you snaggletooth i love you crooked smile i love you lazy eye i love you scars i love you "imperfections" that make people unique and beautiful and perfect to me
I'm on some kind of gayass journey
jotaro said this
whether you're a mother or whether you're a fucker you're stayin' alive
I am a recreational Noticer. I love to Notice Things and Make Connections and Identify Patterns. This is one of my favorite activities and it requires me to behave in compulsively silly ways online.
In real life, this manifests itself by suddenly asking a coworker "so how long has your wife known about your mistress?" Because he stopped bringing in a packed lunch and I saw him scrubbing lipstick off his neck one day when he "went to the bank"
how did that go?
So good
Mr president we have reason to suspect their is a masquito in the oval office
Reading guide
- "Mr president" = me
- "The oval office" = my room
- "Their", "masquito" = errors for comedic effect
Behind the scenes
This post was inspired by the Mosquito Bite that appeared at or around 1:30 AM on my right elbow. As of 1:39 AM, the culprit remains at large. Some say a faint buzzing can still be heard
life, is like a homestuck flash. beautiful. unpredictable. fast. tragic. karkat is there.
I'm a smiler. I admit it. A giggler. I'm a laughy guy. I laugh at my own jokes before I can finish them, I laugh at my friends' jokes, and I laugh at them too much and too loud. Can't help it! Sorry for being full of love and joy!
asmr: peter gabriel becoming increasingly annoyed with ur shitty novice inability to catch a fucking dinosaur
chris mclean could do saw but jigsaw could never do total drama
