While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called "never found" which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again
it looked like this
tumblr bitch: liking creepypasta makes you a freak!
me: **growls really hard**
jeff: its ok theyre just jealous babe…
me: i know jeff, i know
slendy: **slaps my fat juicy ass**
me: NOT NOW SLENDY JEFF AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT
slendy: youre so boring **murders a whole family**
me: **sighs**
police: **en route**
jeff: **the killer**
#fuck modern jobs tbh they're not fun at all#yeah sure let me sit my ass on this chair for 10 hours and write fuckall in my pc till my ass goes numb#shoutout to people who can code y'all are amazing but im sick of people recommending me to join ur cult just bc im young and know-#-how to use a phone#let me work the nightshift at a gas station or smth idk#reblog
Looking through the notes on my old phone and I can't tell which ones are quotes and which ones I made up with the help of mental illness
my tendency to doodle in the back of notebooks evolved into me creating a new layer to doodle on it while working on something else
I just bought 3 Outkast CDs for the price of one, I'm officially a business man
