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I Have Unnatural Curiosity

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The spirit of Diogenes is alive and well

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This is funny, obviously, but even if you don't go to the extreme of the example above, this is a separate seat for one person, with a back and 4 legs:

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But it's not a chair. It's a bar stool.

This, however, are all chairs:

Each one is missing at least one component of the chair definition above.

So like... it's almost like strict definitions are exclusionary.

Reblog to hit a transphobe with a separate seat for one person

Hot take but I think that the first person so write a thinkpiece about how The Incredibles has all this Ayn Rand Objectivist Subtext did it to try and get people to overlook the BLATANTLY ANTI-CAPITALIST STANCE that the film takes.

Because Literally what do we see after we get the backstory of superheroes having to go into hiding because of the constant lawsuits draining the government wallet?

Bob DOING HIS JOB at Insuracare and helping customers get the coverage they paid for, but being reprimanded by his boss because he’s fucking with the shareholders’ money.

Both situations are mirrored! The people in charge discouraging people from doing the right thing, because it’s gotten too expensive!

And don’t you dare think I’m done because that stuff about Syndrome being the “Randian Parasite” or whatnot because he wants to have what the heroes have?

You fools he’s a parasite because he’s a warmonger! He literally made his island-buying levels of money by selling WEAPONS! His entire plan was to SELL the IDEA of Heroics without its IDEALS!? Engineering a situation that would put millions in danger so that he would be the one to respond to it!? That’s capitalist behavior my friend. He’s a parasite because he’s a capitalist.

Hot take but I think that the first person so write a thinkpiece about how The Incredibles has all this Ayn Rand Objectivist Subtext did it to try and get people to overlook the BLATANTLY ANTI-CAPITALIST STANCE that the film takes.

Because Literally what do we see after we get the backstory of superheroes having to go into hiding because of the constant lawsuits draining the government wallet?

Bob DOING HIS JOB at Insuracare and helping customers get the coverage they paid for, but being reprimanded by his boss because he’s fucking with the shareholders’ money.

Both situations are mirrored! The people in charge discouraging people from doing the right thing, because it’s gotten too expensive!

Hot take but I think that the first person so write a thinkpiece about how The Incredibles has all this Ayn Rand Objectivist Subtext did it to try and get people to overlook the BLATANTLY ANTI-CAPITALIST STANCE that the film takes.

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we need to figure this out now can yall please tag where ur from (if ur american please for the love of god tag the country i dont know what a connecticut is) and whether or not you have a dryer + think having a dryer in your house is like a normal thing

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okay so far what weve learned is that every american has a dryer and posh british people think every british person has a dryer

no one:

asexuals before realizing they’re ace: isn’t it weird how we call people “hot” when we just mean, like, pretty? it makes it sound like you actually feel hot when you see them. which isn’t a thing. anyway

ok i am absolutely losing it over the sheer number of people who found out what hot means from this post

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Man, this is like the time my therapist explained that watching characters with "chemistry" is supposed to make you feel aroused. Who knew, right?

I'm sorry what?

I thought it was supposed to make you intrigued like any other plot device

Peak cinema is when two characters who used to be friends are on opposite sides of a war, and when they finally fight, their action scene is interspersed with scenes of them playing a game or having a spar as children and the action scene that’s currently happening is mimicking what was happening in the past.

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I still don’t sympathize w/ Bakugo. that nigga a bitch

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And just wait till ya learn about his hearing.

To give this a scientific explanation as to why he has to be high stress all the time. His sweat is nitroglycerin:

“The body breaks nitroglycerin down into nitric oxide. Nitric oxide causes the smooth muscle within the blood vessels to relax. This allows the arteries and veins to open up, allowing more blood to flow through.”

Why is this relevant?:

“Nitroglycerin works by relaxing the smooth muscle and blood vessels in your body. This increases the amount of blood and oxygen that reaches your heart. In turn, your heart doesn’t work as hard. This reduces chest pain.”

So, essentially speaking, op isn’t wrong on the hc part its just reversed. Bakgou has to be high stress in order to avoid his blood pressure and muscles from fully relaxing due to the nitroglycerin running through his body:

“If you’re constantly under stress, you can have physical symptoms, such as headaches, an upset stomach, high blood pressure, chest pain, and problems with sex and sleep. Stress can also lead to emotional problems, depression, panic attacks, or other forms of anxiety and worry.”

So, being angry and overall a dick is helping him not have his heart stop on him.

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AYO COME LOOK AT THIS LMFAOOOOO

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Bro really sat here and said he has to be an awful person or he’ll die

Imagine putting all this effort into an anime jack ass and not like anything useful

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Ya’ll extras just jealous that big B wouldn’t even look your way.

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Google how tall is Katsuki?

Google: 5'8

Not you calling this angry pin cushion Big B!!!!

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Nah u don’t get it Big B stand for Big Bitchassnigga

“You’re just jealous he wouldn’t even look your way” I promise he would call you so many slurs, please seek help

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Bakugo when he realize he don’t have to make one up this time:

HAppy OCTOBER 3RD,, remember to burn your house down so that there’s no looking back and years later your estranged dad will finally come home and be like “where the fuck’s my house”