if I were in the house I would simply leave
what the fuck is with the audio here
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save for yourself and for future generations
reblog to save a life
For any lovelies with graduations coming up 💕
You all deserve to look bomb as hell at your graduation 😘
Aww, that’s so cute :)
this video starts circulating every year around graduation season and it makes me really happy
Super useful tip for people with large heads too!! Thanks :D
[id: Tweet by iconawrites, which reads: "I love public libraries because they are built on the principle that books are so important and so necessary to human flourishing that access to them cannot depend on your income." end id.]
I was a grown ass adult before I realized the library was free. I went into the library and asked to join. When they gave me the form to fill out for a library card, I asked if they took credit cards and the librarian had to explain to me that the library was free. You did not pay to join it.
I cried.
ITS FREE?? YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO PAY MONEY FOR THE CARD??? THATS AMAZING
I think some librsries might have you oay a small fee for the card but most dont.
Most don't charge for the card as long as it's your first one. There may be a $5 fee to replace it if you lose it.
Or not. Depends on the local library's funds. But their budget generally includes free cards for users.
Libraries are free! We may charge if you don't live in our county/state/down/district, but that's because your taxes don't go toward paying for us. Many libraries are even going fine free for late materials, so if you're forgetful like me, it's okay! And we offer e-book and downloadable audiobook services, so you can get books for free even from home!
Use your local library, we're pretty cool!
oh my god. minecraft painting had a bnnuy this entire time. this is beautiful
AAAHHHHHHHH AAHHHH AAHHHH <— sounds of happiness
apologies for having absolutely 0 things to share, my brain is simply wet sponge rn
me just trying to go through a character tag:
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I like how the colours all mean "this horse is a bitch" except for white, which means "this horse is a bitch and that's why I'm selling it"
Every time I watch The Prince of Egypt I can never get over how fucking funny Rameses reactions to Moses' staff turning into a snake is. In fact I took a pic frame for frame of his reactions and they're all funny:
This is the face of an older brother and he is 100% not gonna be impressed with anything his little brother does
Chag Sameach!
I have... questions
yknow, stacy's dad. animash classic, capable of becoming a gif that fits on a tumblr post.
Most Useful Information I Never Knew I Needed.
official boob post
what's your favourite colour of the sky?
[ID: A fake poll with several options, each one without text and filled in a with different color to match the "do you love the color of the sky" post. End ID.]
Ahh compressed for our convenience, just what I like to see
All women should be armed with brass knuckles. “Oh carry your keys in your fist for self defense” Fucking stupid and doesn’t work. If someone’s going to assault me I should be able to break their teeth.
all women should be armed with this

















