REMINDER: the part of a comb jelly that looks like a mouth is in fact a mouth

Turns out I do need to clarify that these particular comb jellies are actually not filter feeders :)

these are also the true actual first animal group that’s ever thought to have existed; comb jellies or ctenophores are survivors from the *ediacaran,* the point in time where we can’t even guess what kind of animal most of the fossils are. But, maybe all of them were just wacky shaped comb jellies???? we will never know. this one ate them all.

CTENOPOG

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meow! i add sources to uncredited posts. let me know if i messed up!!

thank you so much i love you

where's the version of this where there's a comment from a gastroenterologist saying that the resulting damage is surgically treatable

This one? Found it on discord a while back

imagine risking 10-30 percent mortality for getting dicked down

Look, we're on Tumblr, 10-30 percent mortality has some people thinking "That's too low, not worth it."

Happy Halloween! remember to give out candy!

Amazing, and inspiring.

Know who you are and be the best you that you can be.

I’ve been obsessed with this tiktok for days now

Frogs are friends

Reblog to save a duck

Quack quack

Hey so....what the fuck?

😭😭😭😭 The comments-

Command & conquer ass building

He paid 60K a month in rent to live in a stack of burnable CDs… wtf.

If I didn’t remember actually reading this in an actual Calvin and Hobbes book as a child I’d think it was ironically photoshopped like those comics where Mickey Mouse and Goofy talk about how reality is an illusion but this comic strip was actually just……. already………… like that……………

record scratch, freeze frame. bet you’re wondering how i got here huh? me too bud. well, let me take you back, to where this whole mess got started. footage rewinds…

haha, no keep going, we’ll get to this part later. 

there it is. that’s me. innocent little monkey. wouldn’t hurt a fly. and that screen? well, that’s about to activate my mk ultra assassin programming.

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