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@johanz

he/they, 🏳️‍⚧️🇩🇪, my name is Dennis but my friends call me Freddie (or Gay Orgy), im a big nerd about movies, music and games (and culture and history in general) feel free to message me!!

As a romance repulsed aromantic homosexual I'm very glad to be friends with a lesbian asexual couple, it doesn't sound like it but I actually understand them so well I love them, like they obviously love each other but they're not kissing and hugging and touching the whole time which makes me extremely uncomfortable o it's literally perfect, much better than my other friends who are........ a very sexual straight couple

My physics teacher jumping at us from a corner yelling "HAMSTER???" is something I will never forget and always tell people about without any context

We watched a short movie in class today and there was a scene of two guys kissing which made some people turn away from the screen, me included, and our teacher gor mad at us being like "You wouldn't do that if they were straight, would you?" and while they just shook their head cause they were actually being homophobic my romance repulsed ass was just sitting there like Yes. Yes I would turn around if they were straight next quesion.

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CRYING OVER DICK.

how are there so many of these?

Now that I’ve got some dick, I’m off to bed. Nighty night

okay, so the question less “how is there so much dick in vintage comics” and more “how does melee have scans of all that dick?”

I collect dick pics. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’m sorry for putting so much Dick on your dash today.

LOVE the people who havnt seen saw and think it’s about haunted puppet murders like no that’s billy he’s just a little fella <3 the real killer is grampa cunt and his gang of evil milfs

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Monday and Tuesday we have project days at school and (unfortunately) I'm in the LGBTQ group (my first choice was Heavy Metal but there weren't any spots left) with two homophobic guys from my class so I'll have two days of my atheist queer ass fighting those religious (in a weird way, like they make it their whole personality and hate people who aren't religious) straight guys and it's either gonna go really well and I manage to talk some sense into them or. i suffer.

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Ok they weren't as homophobic as I though but therefore they were much worse then expected regarding being annoying assholes, they kept throwing stuff around and yelling and shit while that guy was talking but he was so nice and everything so I told him I'm sorry how they're behaving and he said he's had mch worse. Literally the coolest guy ever and I'm so sad I didn't get to talk about our trans masc experience together (his was pretty similar to mine and I love that) but I didnt wanna miss my bus😭

Yeah i just think it's sad they don't listen when they're being educated about trans people so they're just gonna keep walking around talking bullshit. Fucking stupid idiots.

Okay. Reblog this and tag with a numerical response for how many of these artists you listen to. It’s stereotypical “tumblr user” music.

  1. Lemon Demon
  2. Tally Hall
  3. Death Grips
  4. Jack Stauber
  5. Mr Bungle
  6. King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard
  7. Devo
  8. Oingo Boingo
  9. Aquabats
  10. Weird Al
  11. My Chemical Romance
  12. 100gecs
  13. Talking Heads
  14. They Might Be Giants
  15. Mitski
  16. Girl In Red