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Joey

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Shoutout to splatoon 3's clothes. a single update will add the worst hat you've seen in your life, old person sandals, and a fast food visor. I can wear crocs and a bright orange 90s jacket while rocking a pompadour, then switch to the Hot Topic fit with a bowler hat. Truly splatoon 3 is a game that lets you express some kind of style

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Mario creepypasta fundamentally doesn't work because you know what Mario would actually do if we saw some dimension-warping hundred-handed cosmic horror? He wouldn't lose his mind; he'd take one look at that Shin Megami Tensei looking fucker, pull out his dorky little mushroom-shaped cell phone, hit the fourth number down on his contact list, and go "hey, Kirby, I think-a one-a your boys got lost".

I don’t understand why people who cannot accept any moral grayness or complexity decide to join fandoms for the most emotionally complex stories and then try to shame everyone there who actually is able to understand the material.