Meet the gun-toting ‘Tenacious Unicorns’ in rural Colorado

How a transgender-owned alpaca ranch in Colorado foretells the future of the rural queer West.

Read this article here.

They talk at length about existing as openly queer folks in a very very rural Colorado valley and standing up against violence and threats from far-right community members. The organization has been targeted by calls about “animal abuse” this month (2/21) because their alpacas eat off the ground. You can support them through their etsy, gofundme, or through more backing on social media.

They have a pack of ten dogs, all named after characters from Star Trek. They have sniper rifles. They live in a geodesic dome. They have a thriving herd of alpacas. It’s a particular sort of utopia.

Support the Tenacious Unicorns at their etsy store here or their other media here.

With some threats from the right wing folks in the area, stalkers, and a barrage of death threats, these folks are fundraising again to get more security measures and expand their land holdings. Support the fundraiser here:

https://gofund.me/729f0812

his name is ice maker

what is that thing

what is that thing

very excited about this new medical option where we swallow a vibrator

i regret to inform you all that i did the research so you dont have to, and its exactly what you think. it's a machine. its got an app. you can monitor the pill, in your body, through the app.

you raise such a good question

what is endgame for the vore vibrators

y'all, literly nothing on this website will tell me what is in the capsule or what happens to the capsule when it comes out the other end, but I have learned that it takes 3 weeks of treatment to see significant results and also that you have to place the capsule in an "activation pod" before you swallow it

and yes there is an app

I found a pdf they provide for physicians and I am currently making my way through it

current fun facts:

-the Pod has a usb charger and a wall adapter

-do not MRI this capsule, dear god

-do not bite the capsule

-if a child swallows a capsule they need to go to the hospital

more fun facts from the dosing instructions

there are no directions for what to do at the end of the line so I am assuming the mystery capsule (that should not be allowed around pacemakers) gets flushed

it does say to see a doctor if you think it has not been excreted "within 2 weeks"

ps I assume this is standardized language, but I LOVE the idea that the vore vibrator might accidentally interfere with TV and radio

@kawaiianimeredhead i vote yes

there is no difference between soup and stew, it just depends on the vibe

soup and stew are two beautiful boys chained together by eachothers collars, sloppy making out, drooling, moaning etc

what the fuck

you come into my soup kitchen, and critique my earnest expression of intimacy for the human spirit, on the post about how the demarcations between, nutrient dense foods suspended in a broth, are arbritrary in that the symbolic esscence of these dishes is love. oh btw we serve stew here also

Hanging out with old people rules because after a while they trust you enough to confess to murder totally unprompted

Wait what.

Sometimes old ladies had to kick the ladder out from under their stepfathers when they were girls and that’s valid

oh, my little old lady murder story was her replacing the medication in her abusive husband's capsules with rat poison.

"back in the day, our grandmothers worked on their marriages and didn't get divorced!" nah, friend, they COULDN'T get a divorce so sometimes they killed their fuckin husbands. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

My grandma murdered her first husband the first time he beat their daughter.

My college was next to an assisted living facility and one time we went over there to draw people’s portraits so we could get practice drawing older people. The lady I was drawing idly told me that she "dealt quite handily with her first husband” while making a stabbing gesture. Five minutes later she requested I make sure not to draw her double chin. I honored that request.

So when I was a child my grandmother told all these great stories about growing up in the Alaskan wilderness. Amazing bad ass stories about her and my great-grandmother. I recently asked my mom why my great-grandmother moved from Texas to Alaska in the first place. Turns out my Great-grandfather was abusive to my great grandmother for years and she lived with that until the first time he hit my grandmother, who was like three at the time, my great-grandmother got him very drunk and beat him to death then moved to Alaska to hide from the cops.

Men don't realize their life expectancy went up thanks to divorce.

Men don’t realize

their life expectancy went

up thanks to divorce.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

"there should be a tumblr sexywoman" there are???? does glados, the queen from deltarune and lady dimitrescu mean nothing to you???

the criteria is different from the tumblr sexyman, but theres definitely tumblr sexywomen as a category in itself

tumblr sexyman: needs to be pathetic

tumblr sexywoman: needs to be murderous and/or unhinged

hooooly fucking shit I founds the most shark plush ever

like you all cannot even be prePARED

like what the fuck. how is he shaped like that

you cannot even undersTAND

I bet you think you have some semblance of an inkling of an iota of an idea of what this shark plush looks like but I promise that you are incorrect

Does anyone else even DESERVE to see him is humanity even ready is humanity even worthy

literally oh my god his face. his eyes. his shape.

are you ready. are you even ready

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.

all the photos of him are like this, I love that this guy understood he had been born with the face of a wizard or axe murderer and just leaned fully into it

he knew EXACTLY what he was doing

We stan a legend.

Boatem Ensemble! (gone wrong)

A very old meme parody I did a few months ago! Figured I should post this quickly before S8 gets too old :’D

original: https://youtu.be/aBY9n4Gt5EM

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I’ll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it’s funny and impossible so good fucking luck

Well, OP, I’m officially invested in this shit. Your whiny ass is doing self care if I have to drive to your goddamn house and do it for you.

By Talos this can’t be happening

reblog this everyone i wanna see what happens when op’s reverse-hubris forces them to practice basic self care.

why? because it’s funny and completely possible actually so good fucking luck op

I figured out roughly how many notes it’s been getting per day and multiplied that by the number of days left until the end of 2023

If we keep it going at this rate we’ll be far past 666k

IMPORTANT

Okay so clearly I’ve underestimated y'all

So how about we make this more interesting?

I will practise self care if this post reaches 666k BY THE END OF 2022

Op you have fuckethed with the devil this post has gained 30,000 notes since I reblogged it last night

OP I hope you are ready to practice some self care because if there’s one thing the gremlins of tumblr love it’s a challenge.

i normally hate these “oh noo don’t give me a ton of notes” posts but this one? this one i love.

posts that have 666k notes TO ME. and hopefully to you, too, OP. 💜

Let’s all practice self care if this post hits the magic number…

Yes

YALL HELP US

@bigfootshonkers @dollopheadsandclotpoles @gwaine-the-rock-johnson @hannahhook7744 @knightofwoodsbeyond @reality-schmality @thirteenthedoctor @yoursassybookwormfriend if you want to of course @fuckyeahsnackables

Op telling us we’ll never make it to 666k by the end of 2023 (only having to make it 2022 after all):

Us:

I was going to wait until y'all hit the mark, But I feel like I should say this now

When I made this post, it was supposed to be a joke

I mean, none of my posts ever get more than 20 notes if I’m lucky, so what are the odds of one reaching 666k? Impossible, haha

But then, something happened, something I didn’t expect

People actually began to… like it? And… reblog? And comment?

Before I knew it, my notifications were swarmed with comments after comments after reblogs after comments all on this one post

Then, still in the mindset of this being a joke, I realised I’d made the goal too easy, so I upped the stakes

But… the notes just got more frequent from there

And it started to hit me just what was happening

For a while, I was overwhelmed with a feeling

A feeling I wasn’t used to

It was like… all of a sudden… I mattered…

My existance was actually noteworthy

People actually… cared?

It wasn’t a game anymore, it was a race to assure a stranger on the Internet that they were actually worth something

Hundreds of people all gathering in one online place to help out

Leaving messages and well wishes

Making me smile

Making me laugh

Funny comments

Jokes

Fun facts

Even simple comments

It all suddenly felt so real

This was never a joke to you

This was important

And I won’t let any of that go in vain

So… stay tuned I suppose

I’ll look after myself, and I’ll post proof of it too

I’ll catalogue every time I put my health first

Physical and mental

I’ll acknowledge my bad days and celebrate my good days

But most of all

I won’t forget this

Any of this

Ever

(Tagging all the people in that screenshot)

@deepsea-bathyna @royalsampaguita @timeturnerturns @twerkyvulture @reblogspamletsgoooo @gender-crisis-time @obsidianstrawberrymilk @shana-rosee @thefandombringer @sunshinedarlingiloveyou @bregee13 @moonlarking-blog @arcan6yo @crazyw3irdo @xinea @ghastmaskzombie @killthestairs @abalidoth @leesbian42

THIS ONE. REBLOG THIS ONE. LET’S GO SELF CARE 2023

Work it grandma

OK I SAID WORK IT AND SHE REALLY DID

I spent my two-hour layover mourning the two halves of my Ovation. Help me save others from the same fate!

SIGNAL BOOST. I honestly didn’t know this.

#my dad - a professional musician - has many horror stories from people who didn’t know this and had their guitars totally wrecked on planes #advice duck

The More You Know.

I did not know this

This goes for violins and any other stringed instrument as well

the problem with being gay is that when you are playing medic with a heavy and he presses e getting one of the soft lines like "we go together doktor" and then you can't not pocket him

tumblr on october 1st

someone was just waiting for it to be october 1st so they could reblog it and now its getting notes again

this post haunts me every year

like a shadow this post lies dormant all year until it attacks, for one whole month I can’t see anything else in my notifications

Wolf: I am moving your tape recorder out of the way so I can work on the drill better

Jacket, eyes wide: You STEAL Jacket’s dictaphone? You steal his stuff like you own it? oh! oh! jail for Canine predator! jail for Herr Wolf for One Thousand Years!!!

Okay I have a couple of bones to pick about the whole Technoblade situation:

1: Please don't tag random unrelated Technoblade posts with "death" or "cancer" content warnings if the post doesn't mention his death or his cancer. If people can't handle seeing anything about Techno that's fair and valid but in those cases JUST TAGGING HIS NAME SHOULD BE ENOUGH. What you're doing with this unnecessary tagging is actually the opposite of helpful, you're just reminding people who don't want to think about it and who just want to talk about him in peace.

2: Do not. Share. The hate. In the maintags. Don't give the haters attention. They're a tiny minority of people whose bullshit is currently getting completely drowned out. If you share it, even to complain about it, you're boosting them.

3: DON'T ACT CONDESCENDING OR RUDE TOWARDS NEW FANS.

OR OLD FANS WHO MAYBE HAVEN'T SEEN EVERY VIDEO.

OR PEOPLE WHO ARE JUST REACTING TO THE NEWS DIFFERENTLY FROM YOU.

OR PEOPLE WHO ARE JUST CHILLING.

OR ANYONE FOR THAT MATTER.

JUST DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE.

4: Relatedly, even if you think you're not genuinely being an asshole, if you're just being ironic or making a joke, actually think about how your comments in the notes might read to the OP, or other people reading it. We can't read your tone if we don't know you. And I just have zero patience for this kind of bullshit right now. FOR OBVIOUS REASONS.

5: This is something that I've only seen on YouTube and Twitch so far but: don't respond to random comments about Techno with "he's dead". Nobody asked.

Unless someone actually asks, obviously, but in that case do it with some fucking tact.

This country treats immigrants and their families horribly, but that doesn’t have to stop anyone from applying for college.

[ID: text that reads “How to complete the FAFSA if your parents do not have social security numbers: remember, your parents’ citizenship status does not affect your eligibility for federal student aid. 

If your parents don’t have SSNs, they must enter 000-00-0000 when the FAFSA form asks for your parents’ SSNs. 

They won’t be able to create FSA IDs and therefore won’t be able to sign your FAFSA form electronically. That’s okay! Print out the signature page from the online form so your parents can sign it and mail it to the following address. 

Mail the signed signature page to: 

Federal Student Aid Programs 

P.O. Box 7656

London, KY

40742-7656

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