I just want everyone to know that this bit is exactly what being 24 feels like

32 and still feeling it.

Tom Holland photographed by Michael Muller for Man About Town Magazine

me browsing my dash: cool pic but wouldn’t…

#dedicated to the gram

…that happen. yeah, that.

funny noise

cat login sound

haha just like chicken

*slappy wattle noises*

haha just like cat

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

2.5 million notes I hate myself

I reblogged this twice now

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

Not taking a fucking chance

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

i think about this a lot

The guy got his life and career destroyed by his divorce, cut him some slack.

he was also sexually assaulted by a man who could destroy his career

protect him

reblog if the man on the right is just as beautiful as the man on the left

people grow old? like, that’s a thing that happens? leave my guy alone.

Also that photo on the right is from like 2010 when he specifically and intentionally gained weight for that unfortunately lame family comedy Furry Vengeance

This is from earlier this year

Protect Brendan like we protect Terry Crews

Source

Video of Tama

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The picture in the background of the second one

Tama is boss

THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

Beautiful.

Now I’m crying thanks

and a new cat was hired right?

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy

she works very hard

Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

Law

I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016).  There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.

^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama

Yontama.

a legacy

I’d just like to add that there is a ‘Santama’, whose name was ‘SUNtamatama’ (the capitalisation is not my own, it’s in the actual name). They were sent to Okayama prefecture for station-master training. The Okayama PR rep Mister/Ms Y, who was looking after SUNtamatama then refused to let go of the cat, saying something along the lines of, “This child is ours and I will not let them go, they will stay in Okayama”, and so SUNtamatama remained in Okayama.

This is SUNtamama below:

Source: https://mainichi.jp/graphs/20161017/hrc/00m/040/003000g/1

ほんまニャンでって言いたくなるわ。

So sad to hear you of all people trying to gate-keep the English language. Unless, of course, you’re referring only to your particular birth place and cultural heritage.

But if it’s a language thing, sorry (not sorry) to say that you’re fighting a long lost battle. Y’all is as English as “gerrymander” and it’s filling in a lost linguistic niche that most other languages already have and English used to have.

I’m completely lost on this one. Someone asked if I had used yall in a tag, I said I hadn’t. Someone else said I should as it wasn’t just southern. I said I couldn’t imagine me saying it, whether or not it was southern. And now I’m being accused of trying to gatekeep the language (?). I don’t see anywhere that I criticised “y’all”. It’s a word and I love words. But I get to choose my own spoken vocabulary, as do we all.

This is the FUCK TRUMP fairy god mother, ,,good luck and tidings will come to you but only if you comment FUCK TRUMP

Okay but you’re missing this best part! This is the Texas woman, Karen Fonseca, who was threatened by the local Sheriff, Troy Nehls, that she could be arrested for this bumper sticker. She responded with a bumper sticker that read, “Fuck  Sheriff Troy Nehls and Fuck you for voting for him”. Meanwhile, the “Fuck Trump” sticker sales in the county where she lives have sky rocketed.  Please just read the whole story.   x 

Reblog and you’re guaranteed to be successful at whatever you do next!

Yay

reblog peter getting a job he’s unqualified for, and for the next decade you’ll be offered jobs you’re unqualified for 

the turkey swiss on rye incident

aha, the full post. get back on my blog.

this is like a book

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

The United States of America (1865-2018)

My jaw dropped at this joke. Like how’d that get in a marvel movie

reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star

Okay new idea, live action version of The Road To El Dorado starring these two

……… *jaw drops*

oh my GODS YES

Outtakes from the interview.

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

WHyyyy

Sorry everyone

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

Shiddd

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

1998 nickelodeon trade ad

It’s amazing how they could make an ad from 1998 that looks like a shitpost made a week ago.

None Pizza with Left Beef is 10 years old today.

happy birthday to a decade-old meme.