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— Caroline Myss

i think it’s important to have creative hobbies that you don’t necessarily make money from. like, money shouldn’t be your motivation for doing them, you should be motivated by the desire to create something or express yourself with something other than words.

MEAN GIRLS 2004 | dir. Mark Waters

you can do this !! <3

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

The year is 2022. You’re driving home from work, wifey calls & asks you to get some diapers for the baby. You grab roses for her. Life’s good. She’s crying in the closet you forgot the diapers what’s she gonna do with roses idiot there’s shit everywhere this is why your parents never loved y

The year is 1351. You’re driving your ship home from work, wifey calls and sends you to the local store to get some rags as diapers for the baby. You grab a bouquet of flowers for her too. Life’s good. You both die from the plague

The year is 2020. You’re driving home in your tractor after voting for Trump, the man of your people. Your sister calls and asks you to get some diapers for the baby you bought from the Walmart parking lot last week. You steal roses for her on your way out. Life’s good

The year is 2068. You’re staring at the most beautiful stranger. She explains to you that she’s your wife. You have dimentia. You smile and take her hand as your grandchildren jump around the room. You’ve lived a good life. Suddenly you’re staring at the most beautiful stranger

Anyway I’m back on my bullshit

The year is 2019. Your fiancé just got you roses in your big house with 3 cars and 5 dogs. You did all this to tweet it with “We’re only 19, what are you doing with your life?” You got 5 retweets. He’s been buying roses instead of food for weeks. You can’t cook. You haven’t eaten in 3 days

The year is 2018. You’re scrolling through Tumblr and you see a post by none other than thebootydiaries. “Goals”, you think to yourself. Yes, this was it. What you’ve been waiting for. Your entire life has led up to this. Your fingers shake as you type your comment. “Goals.” You hit reblog as you’re trembling, the chair squeaking ever so slightly. “I can’t wait to forget diapers, and have dementia.” You sigh. “And buy a house, dogs, and cars. And…and…” goosebumps race through your entire body. “And get the plague.”

Daily #2,443! idk about the rest of you in the US of A, but I’m doing my best and it doesn’t feel very best at all.

Has anyone else noticed that as a society, we’re shamed for wanting to sleep? Sleeping in is bad, naps are only okay if they’re 20 minutes, you cant be tired unless you’re a <insert career/lifestyle choice here>, so on and so forth.

I mean, I think we all need to spread our blankets out, cuddle a pillow, and go to sleep. Everyone needs more of it, fuck this “it’s not productive” nonsense. It’s okay to sleep, it’s okay to want to sleep. You’re not lazy because of it.

when you’re well rested, you’re more of a threat

#if you’re sleeping you’re not contributing to capitalism through labor or consumption#and the less rested you are the more you spend on caffeine and other stuff to make you feel rested that’s not sleep

This is the reason why you should hire an artist! 😍😍😍

Wow that’s better than the entire show

The notes say they should’ve hired a writer, too.

y’all…“storm area 51, they can’t stop all of us” was only 8 months ago. that’s no time at all. i really thought it was like 2 years ago. like if a child was conceived on the day they “stormed area 51,” it probably wouldn’t even be born yet. these past five years have been the longest century of my life.

Hey now, you’re an all star

listen to what I orchestrated

SoundCloud

THIS IS FUKING AMAZING WHY CANT I SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE I WANNA SHOW IT TO EVERYONE. LITERAL GOOSEBUMPS

so thats what its called

Everyone is too careful with their photos. Everyone on TV is too beautiful. I’m desensitized to it all now. Someone is like “This is the most beautiful man in the world” and I’m like sure whatever he looks like literally every other man on TV why are you not bored of him

This is why I’m attracted to trash boys. I blame the media for this. They use all of their magic photoshop and makeup and camera angles too much. Now only bad angled YouTube videos and people covered in acne can give me any form of romantic or sensual twitch in my emotion centers.

TV made me arospec. The gods are no longer beautiful. Muscle boys are BORING.

We need to go back to when leading men were just a little lumpy and weird because that’s both realistic and handsome. Here are just three guys bein dudes. 

Here are three guys in recent remakes/reimaginings of the same content. (Also, I didn’t realize until I was halfway through this post, but these men are named Chris, Chris(tian), and Chris, which was unintentional.

Now these are all objectively handsome guys, I guess, but people have pointed out before that the movie and TV industries are always inching toward more and more muscular male figures. Jim Kirk shirtless in the first pic? Slight outline of abs, what a babe. The three guys in the following pics? Various degrees of CHISELED. Batman #1? His ab area is obscured, you can see a slight outline of his ribcage. Batman #2? Oh his abs don’t show through the suit, guess we’ll GIVE THE SUIT MORE ABS. And finally I don’t really know jack shit about the Jurassic series but uhhh I guarantee Sam Niell didn’t have six-pack abs (at least, he didn’t in his shirtless scene in Country Life the year following Jurassic Park.)

This is what I talk about when I’m talking about dehydrated muscle boys. Nobody’s abs are naturally that chiseled. Those actors are dehydrated and flexing their abs constantly a ridiculous amount. That’s part of why I find people with a bit of fat on them to be more aesthetically attractive these days. Chris Pratt in that pic is not at his healthiest. He’s probably very thirsty and his gut probably hurts from flexing for multiple takes. That’s not attractive. That’s a person hurting themself for a movie role. Likely for one scene.

I’ve never been a fan of muscle- And it took me a while to figure out why. Those defined flexed muscles don’t look good to me because they aren’t HEALTHY. In any way. Of course I don’t like it, my brain is looking at these guys and saying “he’s about to pass out”

The same with bodybuilders during shows- They don’t look healthy. After shows, when they’re hydrated and relaxed? I look and them and sweat, because… stronk

I look at these actors and sweat because of the horrifying working conditions that are required to achieve the look