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given the choice between wearing clothes and wearing armor acually you should probably wear both, if you just wore armor you're probably gonna end up gettin really chafed, I would not recommend that...
joe hills
"Isn't WWE intrinsically based on the precepts of Greek mythology?"
Joe Hills, HermitCraft 9 Live! June 3rd, 2023, at about 34:30
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Joe: "I can't tell the difference between pedantry and humor" Cleo: "We know"
From the May 31st, 2023 Crafting stream, about 43 minutes in
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joe; seemingly unprompted: 'this is a sand farm; its just free range'
may 26 morning stream
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Anonymous asked:
"The" Joe Hills, sometime (probably)
love this one
The more someone tells me I'm wrong about something, the more confident I get that I was right.
joe hills, may 24 2023 crafting stream
Cub: "Joe! I got a question for you."
Joe: "I probably have an incorrect answer, and I am SO happy to deliver it."
(Cub s9 ep71, 35:29, after Cub and Joe have greeted each other by singing at each other for a short tune)
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Anonymous asked:
"Because, what are diamonds if not really, really, crystalized dogs?"
Joe Hills, hermitcraft season 7 episode 15
3:31
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I've gotten better at being introverted now that I'm a professional extrovert.
joe hills, may 24 2023 crafting stream
You should be rock doing, not rock climbing.
joe hills, may 24 2023 crafting stream
Kindler: "Two steps forward one step back is still a step forward."
Joe: That might be true, but it's a step forward covered in ants!
Hermitcraft 9 live, May 6 2023
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Anonymous asked:
"i don't know why i'm the wicked witch of christmas." - joe hills, hermitcraft s6e56
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Anonymous asked:
"the world was round for a long time before people realized it"
(stream: HermitCraft 9 live! Feburary 3rd, 2023)
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Joe: "Co-Op should be in every game, so I can play every game with my daughter!"
Quinn: "I think you mean Jo-Op"
- joe hills, unknown stream source
Anonymous asked:
Don't give me a motive, just let me flail through life! It's a lot safer for everybody.
- joe hills, feb 15 2023 crafting stream
"We were both asymptotically approaching infinity, but I was approaching infnity faster, and that's the Joe Hills difference."
(^in reference to the MCYT Sexyman bracket against Wilbur Soot)
Joe Hills Wednesday craft stream, 2/15/23, 5:05
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