What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

Me passing a truck when I drive

It’s even worse when you’re driving between two of em at the same time lmfao

@noongooflores 😭😭😭

@werewolfmali

SMH

mr sandman

man me a sand

Something I wish more people would understand…

Wanted: a sugar daddy who transfers money into my account for nothing in return other than a selfie with a smile on my face

John F Kennedy i think (via woodmeat)

Basquiat (1996), Dir. Julian Schnabel

(via basquiating)