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"yes of course the muzzle is a standard part of the pilot uniform, yes you need to push that inside you and the chastity cage is also mandatory, when did you techfags get so fucking prude"

☆ - ̗̀✨ He's just Ken ✨ ̖́- ☆

Sharing a recent commission that holds a very special place in my heart 🥹🫶

My commissions are still open!!

[Image: art of Barbie wearing an outfit in the colors of the asexual pride flag. Her dress is tight and sleeveless with a pattern of alternating rays of black and sparkly purple and large sparkly ruffles at the hem in black, gray, light purple, and dark purple. On her curled blonde hair is a flat purple cap with wide white feathers and thin black feathers. She is also wearing small white gloves, a little white scarf tied around her neck, and pearl earrings.

She is kneeling so that the ruffles on her dress cover her legs, with only her knees peeking out. She winks at the viewer, one hand on her knee and the other held in the air with a heart in the colors of the ace pride flag floating above it. /end ID]

i dont like sand. its rough and coarse and irritating and it gets everywhere. not like here. here everything is soft and smooth,,

*shoves you against a locker because in this fantasy I'm bullying you* Nice shoelaces, loser! Did you steal em from the president?

Dolphins doing cartwheels with an aquarium guest.

(via Ant.Giovanni)

I'm loving this new trend of people going to zoos and participating in animal enrichment. We use to observe large exotic animals for our entertainment, but the fact is that we are now trying to make ourselves equally as entertaining for them. It's interactive, completely parpicipatory and I would argue that eventually someone's gonna come up with something new enough that it expland ethologists understanding about how some animals think, problem solve, communicate and feel and I think its fantastic.

Human: play?

Aquatic creature from an entirely different branch of the animal tree: play!

me after 3 days of progesterone

melobri for LIFE!!!!!!!!!!

"i forgive myself for what i did" and "i should not have done that" are two statements that can and should coexist. you can forgive yourself while holding yourself accountable. you can understand that you fucked up while also understanding that you're human.

⚔️ Nine of Wands ⚔️ Because what better time to dig up a sketch of our Vax, no? 👀

You have rights because

faggots and dykes fought for them.

Respect that you cunt

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Posting faggot and queer like 2am gunshots to keep property values on my blog low and scare away assimilationist LGBTs who want to replace my empty lot full of native wildflowers with a 5-over-1 because they're too traumatized by their upbringing to accept the reality of our diverse marginalized community

The dykes and trannies in the notes have informed me they would like to be included in this commentary on the homogenizing forces of gentrification within the queer community as represented by language discourse around "slur" reclamation

That’s not what she calls it but Bruce didn’t want to put up “Pussy Mobile”

“See the cat of nine tails she’s brandishing?

It’s a weapon she puts to a dozen different uses!”

Batwoman nods in agreement like “I CAN PERSONALLY CONFIRM THIS IS TRUE >.>”

Just found what I’m gonna call my house when I finally have one

narrows it down

incomprehensible enemies:

Jennifer’s Body (2009) || Hannibal (2013-2015)

Asking for directions

Oh… - zooms in - Ohh…

That puts a whole different spin on it. It’s amazing either way, but now I need a moment.

every time i think i chose a kind of subtle name something like this happens just to humble me

hi tumblr. why won’t you let me rest