when someone genuinely likes me and wants to date me

me: fuck yeah

me a little bit later: fuck no

i wish pain killers worked on emotional pain lol

too sensitive to be a functional human being in the world

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

Couldn’t risk it.

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

i aint ever gonna shut the god damn hell up i’m stupid as fuck

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

Nothing annoys me more when someone expects you to be okay with something they wouldn’t be ok with if you did it.

Everyday is leg day when you’re running from your problems

theory: the world actually did end in 2012, we’re all dead and this is hell

that would explain a lot

cutest posts imaginable!

Because I sure as hell don’t (via xfailing-in-societyx)

Citizen // Sleep

Hedonist Poet (via hedonistpoet)